However, if you’re not a Bachelor fan and/or just don’t enjoy the recaps….scroll to the bottom for a sale alert.
OKAY! BACHELOR TIME!
The show opens at dawn with Jimmy Kimmel tippy toeing down the glistening cobblestone driveway to wake Prince Farming from a deep slumber to let him know that he’s “there to help”.
We’re 4 seconds in to the episode, and I’m pumped.
(However. LET IT BE KNOWN. If Harrison isn’t back in the hosting chair next week, I will write a strongly worded letter. #harrisonforever)
Jimmy heads to the mansion to meet the “sister’s wives” (ha!). He introduces himself, let’s them know he’s going to be around this week, and tells them about his “amazing jar”. Basically, every time somebody says “amazing” they have to put $1 in the jar. It was $amazing.
He leaves a date card for the ladies that says
“You and Chris are about to join an exclusive club. Sweeping views, vaulted ceilings, and unlimited hors d’ourves await.”
Kaitlin gets the date and her heart just about beats out of her chest as her eyes simultaneously pop out of her head.
Kaitlin’s 1:1
Chris and Kaitlin are in the limo and trying to figure where in the world they might be going.
They’re not really sure, but they are thinking it’s going be somewhere super extravagant.
And get this. They pull up at Costco.
I tip my hat to Kimmel for this little bit of genius, and this is what their faces look like when they realize where they are.
$amazing
They had a list of things to get that Jimmy suggested including beef jerky (I’m gonna be honest, I wouldn’t mind some beef jerky right now.), a tub of mayo, and “enough ketchup to fill a hot tub”.
Kimmel said that he wanted them to go on a realistic date, but I want you wives out there to raise your hands if your hubby goes to the grocery store with you.
Bueller? Bueller?
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
(Just an aside, this past weekend I went to the grocery store and left my list at home. I considered going back to the house to grab it, but I pressed on and shopped without it. And I feel like it should be noted that I only left ONE THING off the list. ONLY ONE THING! I was one with my list.)
What Kaitlin doesn’t know now is that once she has kids, a trip to the grocery store ALONE is better than an invitation to the fantasy suite.
#amirightoramirightladies
They cooked dinner together and then did some kissin’ on the patio waiting for Kimmel to arrive.
They both agreed that helicopters, bungee jumping, and hidden waterfalls are so 2014 and that Costco is WHERE IT’S AT.
Kimmel gets there and catches their little make-out session on the couch.
He announces that his main objective of the night is to make people super uncomfortable.
And then he just dives right in.
Kimmel asks Kaitlin if she’ll be mad if she gets a fantasy suite date and then finds out that he has made “sweet sweet love” (his words, not mine) to all of the girls, including herself.
She said she wouldn’t be mad.
KAITLIN!
GIRLFRIEND!
DON’T YOU THINK THE FARMER KNOWS TO NOT BUY THE COW IF HE CAN GET THE MILK FOR FREE?!?!?!?!
HE’S A FARMER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Kimmel gives Prince Farming a high five, gives his 100% endorsement to Kaitlin for the fact that she is totally fine with the whole fantasy suite scenario, and does everything but bust out with the Canadian National Anthem.
#ohcanada
Lots of inappropriate jokes and awkward laughter ensue.
And I know Kimmel’s goal was supposed to make them uncomfortable…and I’m not sure if they were ever uncomfortable…but I know that I was.
So…..
#mission accomplished
Okay everybody, time to start squirting that ketchup in the hot tub.
Group Date Time!
The card says “Are you ready to meet some real party animals?”
Jillian prepares by bench-pressing 10x her body weight and doing 3,000 squats.
After all, her hiney is going to have to be in tip top shape for her “shorts”.
The girls arrive at the date, and Kimmel announces that it’s the Ho Down Throw Down.
And I totally lol.
These are the 12 GIRLS that are on this date.
And I’m giving the side eye to their outfit choices.
Sidenote: I know I did a post on mixing PLAIN with FANCY this past fall, but Jillian took it to another level with her STAY CLASSY tee (um, really?), her “shorts”, and her statement necklace. But since I’m scared of her, I’m going to go ahead and say that she looks smashing.
I do however love her hair. Look how pretty and shiny it is. Yep, I want her hair.
They are going to have to perform various countrified tasks in the Ho Down Show Down:
shucking corn
gathering an egg from a chicken coup and frying it up
milking AND DRINKING warm goat’s milk
shoveling manure
and catching a greased pig
Um, can somebody call wardrobe?
When Carly is milking the goat, she tells us that only one of it’s teets is working.
And to all of the moms out there who are currently nursing or have ever nursed, I know that there are some of you that all of a sudden feel a special kinship to the goat.
#myleftonedidn’talwayswork
#teetproblems
The girls are doing their best to keep down the WARM goat’s milk.
#gag
And here’s the deal.
I’d puke if I had to drink a cup of ice cold organic milk with homemade chocolate chip cookies.
And still, I’d rather have a nice warm glass of unpasteurized goat’s milk date than have to go on the ride the tractor in the bikini date.
My Name is Carly, It’s Nice to Meet You powers through it even though she is #lactoseintolerant.
That should be fun later.
And then Jillian jumps the fence to get to the final leg of the Ho Down Throw Down.
And it was epic.
They even put it in slow-mo.
Still, My Name is Carly It’s Nice To Meet You pulls it out, and gets a blue ribbon.
They head to a rooftop for a group date cocktail party.
Carly pulls him away for some 1:1 time, says “You are a man, and I am a woman”, and then she plants one on him.
And I hid under my kitchen table.
And my shoulders went up by my ears.
And then he danced with Amber and kissed her.
And then he kissed Jillian.
And then Mackenzie confronted him about all the kissing.
And it’s official.
Mackenzie is in the 5th grade.
And what’s the deal with Jillian and Britt? EVERY SINGLE TIME they show them they are pretty much spooning.
Cut back to the house.
Kaitlyn is still wearing her white crop top, and Whitney gets the 1:1.
Whitney and Chris hop in a limo and head off to a winery.
Whitney is wearing white jeans, a neon pink tee, and a denim vest….and even though I’m not totally digging the outfit (I’m not generally a fan of a denim vest), something about it feels familiar to me.
A quick blog search and I find this….me in my MUST HAVE denim jacket a couple of years ago…..with white jeans…..and a neon pink tee.
And I feel like Whitney and I might be soul sisters.
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Okay. Enough Fashion. For now.
Back to my denim soul sister.
Whitney’s voice is definitely down a couple of octaves, and I’m appreciative.
There’s a wedding going on behind them, and she suggests crashing it because YOLO.
They change their clothes, get a random gift, and head to the wedding.
And I’m guessing they are both hoping for crab cakes and an open bar.
#becausethat’swhati’dbedoing
The cameras don’t follow them in, but there are some producers with some mad cell phone ninja skills capturing some moments for us.
And as a couple? Well, they looked FAB.
As they are walking into the wedding, they start making up a scenario for their wedding crasher personas….
Whitney says, “Let’s be from Vermont. And let’s own an emerging maple syrup conglomerate.”
Chris fires back with “I’d like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it’s not Halloween. “
Oh wait.
They didn’t say that.
#i’mabigWeddingCrashersfan
Chris is HORRIBLE at crashing weddings.
But Whitney? SHE’S A BOSS.
And about 30 seconds into the reception, I want to be her bestie and go crash weddings with her.
And I feel like now is as good a time as any to tell you…..a buzzed Sheaffer is ALL SORTS OF FUN.
If you didn’t already know that, file it away for future reference.
Exhibits A and B Your Honor.
(This is me with some college friends a couple of years ago at our friend Heather’s wedding! Hi Stephanie, Lindsay, and Jamie!)
That’s right.
I’M A BALL AT WEDDINGS.
They hop on the dance floor, and I’m a BIG OL’ FAN of Dancing Chris.
He had some fun moves and it just looked like a great time.
And I felt like FOR ONCE we were actually spontaneously getting a glimpse into what 2 real people that are really trying to get to know each other looks like!
This is how I felt about their whole date.
#mazeltov
The wedding ends and Whitney gets a rose.
YAY!
Cut to Chris taking another outdoor shower.
Pan out…and there’s Kimmel.
$amazing.
Kimmel shows up to talk to the ladies, and I wish he would have brought a make-up artist with him to host a quick seminar about how LESS IS MORE.
He let’s everybody know that there’s not a rose ceremony (gasp!), but there IS a pool party (gasp!).
#genieinabottle was upset because she was planning on doing her Kardashian look today. And I totally lol’d. What does that even mean?
The pool party starts, and Chris does a CANNONBALL!!!!!! Like all good bachelors before him and Ron Burgundy.
Right after the cannonball Juellia pulls Chris aside to talk about her husband’s suicide, and I’m thinking this isn’t the right time.
However, as she’s talking, I start to like her more.
This poor girl has been through a lot and she seems very real and very sweet. I just want to hug her.
Prince Farming was completely respectful and seemed to handle himself (and her) just right.
Britt got some alone time, and when he was in mid-sentence, she stuck her tongue down his throat.
Jade bounces in wearing a black lace bikini, an open floral robe type thing (it confused me), and stripper heels.
No ma’m.
I will give the girl points for no head jewelry.
She asks him for a tour of his pad.
And then they “try out” the bed.
And I’m left wondering if ABC’s black box guy has fallen asleep on the job?
At one point, I think I’m looking at straight up boob, but upon further inspection, it looks like the black lace portion of her swimsuit is riding up (after she bounded on to the bed) and that we are just looking at the nude portion under the lace. Whew!
And is it me, or do these next two shots look like the cover of a romance novel?
And remember, don’t panic….that’s nude swimsuit material that you are looking at.
I promise.
I rewound and paused it enough times to be totally sure.
What can I say? I’m nothing if not thorough.
When they emerge from the bachelor pad, Jillian is there waiting in the hot tub and she’s ready to pounce. Prince Farming hops in with her, and then 3 girls appear (#genieinabottle, 5th grade Mackenzie, and Megan).
Jillian explains that she just started her time with them, and the other 3 girls back down and all jump out of the hot tub.
See? It’s not just me that’s scared of Jillian.
She wastes NO TIME.
Jillian and Chris hang out a bit…..they make out a bit..and then 5th grade Mackenzie pops back in to the hot tub. And even though the other 2 girls follow suit, Jillian has a death grip on Prince Farming’s upper thigh and she isn’t letting go.
#genieinabottle is about to lose it.
She starts bawling, and I’m worried about her eye health. Because all that mascara can’t be good for your retinas.
When Chris arrives back at the house, #genieinabottle immediately grabs him and runs him up to the balcony. And then she starts crying, she seems to have difficulty breathing, and I’m thinking “CHRIS – YOU’VE GOT A STAGE 5 CLINGER HERE”!
But he doesn’t care, and they make out.
Who gets a rose and who goes?
ROSE:
Jade
Samantha – who?
Juellia
Becca
Mackenzie – for realz?
Kelsey
Britt
Megan
My name is Carly, it’s nice to meet you.
Whitney – because DUH
#crazyeyes
Nicki – who?
Jillian
#genieinabottle
Buh-Bye:
A blonde girl that I’ve never seen before (that was rocking a side pony of sorts).
A DARLING brunette that I’ve never seen before.
Amber.
The episode ends and I’m left with one question….
WHO DECIDED TO MEDICATE #crazyeyes?
Her crazy was totally contained in this episode, and I’d be lying if I said a part of me didn’t miss it.
#bringbackfullfledgecrazyeyes
#please
#don’tmakemestartapetition
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Mix and Match Mama says
I just love an epic sale :).
Alaleh says
Hahahah I'm dying over here at your recap. This may be my favorite season ever!!!
Anonymous says
Ok is it just me or does anyone else think Chris has horrible social skills? He is so socially awkward and perhaps that is why he making out with everyone? To avoid conversation? Any thoughts on this??
Erika Slaughter says
I'm laughing because I can see us now. We score the tractor date and we show up in a one piece. Hahahahaha!!! Can you even be on the bachelor if you own a one piece?
Narci says
so funny, girl!! Also, you know I love that must have denim jacket! Such a versatile piece!! ❤️
Tessa Ernst says
This weeks bachelor wasn't too exciting but your recap was $amazing as usual. How are the work outs going? #zella4eva
Sheaffer says
Hi Tessa! The workouts are going good! I did T25 (is that what it's called?) with my neighbor yesterday, and it almost killed me. 🙂
marla says
I was so excited to see you had done a recap! You are so awesome! I love starting my day with a good, stress releasing laugh!!
Anonymous says
I am reading this nursing my baby and dying laughing about the goat comment. So funny Sheaffer, as usual! It was an awesome episode. Genie in a bottle has to go, she is like a teenage drama queen.
-Jill
Ashley T says
What size in the jackey you do you have? I love that jacket!!!!! So excited it's back in stock.
Sheaffer says
Hi Ashley! Oops, I totally should have put that in the post (will add it in just a sec!).
Here's the info:
For size reference, I have a small in the jacket. It is quite fitted, but I like it that way! I think the more fitted cut is what makes it so cute and different from lots of other denim jackets out there that all tend to be a little too boxy for my taste. I found that there wasn't a lot of difference between the sizing in the jackets, so I would say either go with your regular size or size up one size. You will LOVE the jacket. xoxo, Sheaffer 🙂
Megan says
Love Love love this! Now I can start the day! 🙂 lol
Liz F. says
I have SO much to say! One as someone currently deep into nursing, your comment about feeling kinship with the goat made my day (my day has barely begun but am fairly confident that you have already provided me my very best laugh). Two all of that kissing makes me want to clutch my canister of Lysol disinfectant wipes while watching ( Becca sure had the right idea in taking a pass on the kiss). Three I am with Erika on the one piece for the tractor date except I would probably opt to wear a cover up over my one piece 🙂 Four: Thank you for reminding me how much I adore my must have jacket–I have other denim jackets but the cut of the must have feels much more modern to me.
Anonymous says
That was a stellar recap friend! I literally laughed out loud a few times. You are so funny!!! Thanks for making my morning 🙂
Dani {Adventures of a Pharm Girl} says
I could. not. deal with the wardrobes either! Ew. hahah And I'd love to see you at a wedding! Im sure you'd be super funny hahaha. I love these so much! Thanks for sharing :))
teleana says
You crack me up. I have to share that while watching the bachelor, my three year old asked me "mommy why is he eating her lips" I couldn't stop laughing.
Katie says
Love the recap! I laughed out loud more than once. Possessionista usually does a recap as well and I nearly choked last night when I read this quote about Kaitlin's outfit for the "real-life" date, "The first date card goes to Kaitlyn, who’s looking forward to spending some one-on-one time with Chris in an exclusive club, complete with sweeping views and unlimited appetizers. So naturally, she’s wearing something from the Brenda Walsh collection, circa 1997." Bahahahaha! Isn't that hilarious?!!!!! I mean I can hear the 90210 music now!
Shayna W says
Thanks for the hilarious recap – great start to my day!
Anonymous says
From the beginning I thought MacKenzie was too young for the show! She's my age (I turn 21 next month) and I couldn't imagine me or any of my friends being on the show right now. It'd be different if she were mature but, she acts like she's still in high school! I wonder why he's still keeping her around
Libby Gordon says
I'm really wondering if this is a "producer pick."
Denise Holthaus says
MacKenzie is so immature! I just can't imagine why she is still there and way too young for this show. If she were a mature 21 year old, I could see it. But she is not.
whitneythompson says
She's a very young 21 and he is an established 33 year old.. the gap is just too much! Sweet girl, but I think she's in a little over her head!
Libby Gordon says
I'm not sure what scares me more about Jillian-the constant working out or the black box on her rear end every time she turns around. I was so comfortable during so much of this episode but the pool party about sent me over the edge with the bad timing of the suicide story from the poor girl who's a widow to jade making a fool out of herself and Ashley I. having the mental breakdown . I totally agree about #craxyeyes-I miss her! I hope they forget to medicate her next week! Great recap, thanks for the laughs:)
Claire | Fashion + Feathers says
Your recaps are just too funny!
Denise Holthaus says
I'm fun at weddings too!!! Lol. Well, with a little buzz, all parties! I almost spit out my coffee reading today's post!! Haha! I have to say Kimmel was entertaining and I lol several times! I'll have to agree with Sean who was tweeting about the budget for the dates, lol. I don't think they spent much??? Maybe they blew it all on Kimmel! ?
Brooke says
Please Please tell me that you noticed Crazy Eye's face when he handed out the group date rose! I dont know if that was shock or what but she is CRAZY!!!
Sarah Lewis says
Note to self: Stop reading your Bachelor recaps while my students are taking quizzes. I got sucked into the vortex of drama and literally died laughing. It would have been fine if I taught little kids, but 9th graders tend to judge…oh well. 🙂
I thought STAGE 5 CLINGER about SO many of the girls. Love wedding crashers!
Thanks for a good laugh!
Unknown says
So I was nursing my baby while reading this and I almost died where you are talking about milking the goats! So so funny! You crack me up! I was also wondering what the "Kardashian look" meant.
Anonymous says
Yes. Yes to ALL of this. ABC needs to hire you! My group of girlfriends and I actually watch the show just because of your recaps! Thanks for the laugh!
Anonymous says
Too. Funny!
Liz/ says
OMG, dying and I am so glad you clarified that was in fact her bra because I totally thought it was her boob, lol! And Makenzie girl has got to go….she is more annoying than crazy eyes! I also heart Whitney and her voice is now either lower or I just got used to it but I love her!
Molly Q says
I went to high school with whitney and I don't ever watch the show but I've been watching for her this season. That was seriously the best date I've ever seen. I hope she wins! #teamwhitney
Because Shanna Said So says
I agree with what some of the other ladies have said…ABC needs to hire you….I don't even watch the show, but you freaking cracked me…I really need to tune in just to see Jillians's shenanigans and booty shorts!! Ha!!
Anonymous says
I agree about Jillian and Britt. They were holding hands at the pool party??? I'm confused!!!
Katie Surly says
This is the best recap yet! I'm with ya… totally adored the wedding crasher date! I lold when you could tell she thought about fighting for the bouquet but backed down at the last second. Loved it when Chris asked the bridesmaids if they were with the bride or groom. Whitney owned it!
Arti Iyer says
Can you please confirm the "final sale" issue with this Loft sale? I made a purchase earlier today but the customer service rep said anything ending in .88 is indeed a final sale….everytime. Now I'm worried sick because I ordered online 🙁
Sheaffer says
Hi Arti! I actually don't have a contact at LOFT….but I had 3 separate readers e-mail me today to tell me that it wasn't final sale based on a conversation they had on a phone with a rep. So I'm hoping those 3 reps were right, and that your rep was mistaken! Fingers crossed!
xoxo,
Sheaffer 🙂
Amy says
Update: I just got off the phone with customer service and my items can be returned! I was told this was a different sale and the Lou and Grey sale items ending with .88 can be returned. Since there is confusion in the store with the pricing, I was told to return by mail and that my shipping fee would be waived. Hurray!
Mandy says
"I'm nothing if not thorough." Hahahaha Oh I'm so glad you're doing recaps!
Chic Coastal Living says
So funny! Love this recap!
Sonya says
After his date with Whitney I was like stop the show right here and marry her. That is the girl right there don't waste your time with the rest. You could just see them together forever. And I'm sorry but if your shorts and are so short you get a black bar in the front and the back, they aren't shorts. Not even sure you can call that clothing.
Claire says
Sooo this is my very first bachelor season due to your hilarious recaps and some friends. A few things:
I really like Kaitlin, Carly and Whitney!
Jillian is terrifying/gross. I don't care if you have the best hiney in the world, no one wants to see it. Also, this was the first episode I watched and I was little weirded out to see her cuddling with the other girl. I think Chris may be scared of her.
Genie in a bottle has got to go. It seems like all she is concerned about is who is hanging out with Chris and crying about. Hey girl, quit crying and go hang out with him. The Kardashian comment had me giggling. Too bad it's a pool party and all your makeup will come off!
MacKenzie. You and Genie in a bottle need to chill. I think they both forgot what show they are on. He's going to make out with other girls!
I didn't really like the girl who didn't kiss him. She didn't wow me but I'm sure she will go far. Britt is a no go for me too.
CRAZY EYES. Like I said, this is the first episode I've watched, so I forgot about you talking about crazy eyes and I didn't know who she was until she got her rose and looked generally insane. I loved it.
Mackenzie B. says
THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY WITH THIS POST. Seriously, I look forward to your posts every week after the Bachelor. I feel like you would be a fun gal to have a watch party with or "text date" with while watching. You have game when it comes to being nothing short of hilareous with what happens on the show. I'm already looking forward to next weeks recap.
PS: GO WHITNEY!!! :)))
PSS: Thank you for the fashion throw in!!
xxoo,
Mackenzie
RaeAnn Schulte says
I read more Bachelor recaps than any fully grown woman should have time to read, and I just want you to know that yours is my favorite. So funny!
Deri says
Your recaps are hilarious! I had the same thought about Jade's stripper shoes. I mean, when I go to a pool party, I am rockin some $2 Target rubber flip flops like no other. Maybe I've been doing it wrong this whole time. I was DYING at the Kardashian comment. If that's who you're trying to emulate, take a step back and re-evaluate. And yes, yes, YES to everything else!!!
Sandra Litcher says
I just love reading these! Your recaps are just as funny, if not funnier, than the show is!! For the record, I also love a good wedding and can totally see you being a blast!
Jenna says
Lol! I can't stop laughing. You are spot on with the recap!
Tara says
Your recaps get better each week! I laughed so hardly I literally could.not.breath $amazing
Heather Forcey says
Spot on funny, as always! I kept laughing and reading portions to my husband. He smiled. That means your recap was hilarious! I can rarely get a chuckle out of him. Thanks for making me laugh!
Ashley says
New follower and had to comment! I laugh so hard reading your version of The Bachelor! I thought the exact same thin has you while watching! You are hilarious!
Mom to 4 J's says
Crying, hysterically laughing. Best recap ever…..although it's like choosing between my kids for a favorite. Lol
Sarah Miller says
Hilarious!!!
Lindsay Truax says
So funny!! Made my day!
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Anonymous says
I am usually not a Bachelor fan, but after your last recap I had to tune in just so I could be a little more informed for the next one. The best parts of that show are your recaps and I agree that ABC should hire you. It would be a much better show and you could even give those girls some much needed wardrobe tips 🙂
DIYbyDesign says
I thoroughly enjoy your recaps. The show seems a bit weird this season, but your recaps make it hilarious and add so much needed color to the show. Love your nicknames for the girls…spot on.
Liz | Ellie and Addie says
$amazing recap!
Jennifer G. says
"No ma'am" I literately lol-ed!
Jaren says
I cannot wait to watch the next episode just so I can come read your recap! I've gone back and read them all. You are flippin' hysterical!!
Queen In Between says
Your #teetproblems hashtag had me rolling….I had one underproducer too #lopsidedmuch
Love these recaps!
Jordyn Brown says
Since I don't watch the Bachelor, I have to catch up to it on your blog…and let me just say, I'm pretty sure your blog is actually better than the actual show anyways.
Also, I have one question during all of this…during the filming of the show…who was tending to his farm? Because as a farmer's daughter & fiance' I can't imagine either one of them being gone that long lol.
xoxo, SS
The Southern Stylista