WELL THEN YOU WOULD BE WRONG MY FRIENDS.
THIS. IS. PAINFUL.
I’m going to try to find the funny, but I make no promises.
Here goes nothing……
and it’s pretty much the best part of the whole show.
At this point we all still feel like the show has at least the possibility of being entertaining.
I did a STUDY IN DENIM, so I think it’s now totally obvious that Des must read my blog. 😉
Here I am weighing the pros and cons of white and dark denim…..
And here is Des…..ROCKING the white denim!
I MEAN, HELLO?
I love how she styled it with the floral scarf, coral skinnies, and wedges.
Well done Des.
And great news…the white denim jacket is now 25% off!!!
Click HERE for jacket!
Great floral scarf HERE.
Other scarf options HERE that are all super affordable.
Nope. Not ever. Bad Brooks.
I literally felt like the guys were zoo animals at this point.
But all I could think about is that the ABC producers missed an opportunity to bring back Selma and put her in a swimsuit.
SHAME ON YOU ABC.
GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!
Please, no e-mails saying that “stupidist” isn’t a word. I’m aware. I just like the way it sounds.
Wouldn’t the two look great together?
Shirt HERE / Skirt HERE
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the shirt (HERE).
It comes in several different colors and fits so well. I was in an x-small, and I normally wear a small..so keep that in mind if you order.
I will definitely be getting one for fall.
It will look great with our new favorite distressed jeans (HERE).
*2 sizes of the jeans are now sold out, so make sure you get them before your size is sold out too!
Sorry for the clothes aside, back to the date.
Des and Brooks are toying around with the idea of saying “I Love You” to each other, but neither one of them actually wants to say “I Love You” quite yet. It’s a conundrum to say the least. So, they decide to talk about “adjectives” that lead up to love.
They come up with the following “adjectives” that are on the way to love.
Still, there is not an adjective in the bunch.
All of the 5th grade Language Arts teachers in America were shaking their collective heads.
I was a little surprised that Des admitted she was taking off in a run (even though his outfit for the night was more than questionable), but to the camera, Brooks said he just wasn’t quite there yet. Interesting.
Let’s talk for a moment about when he asked to see the date card and then this happened….
yep. he sniffed it. he sniffed the card.
So, Chris and Des are headed out to sea on a private yacht.
They both talk about the chemistry they have together and rub each other down with sunscreen.
It appears as if Des’s legs are around 76 meters long.
And her feet! Look at her feet!
What is up with her toes?
(Probably nothing…I’m sure it’s the camera angle….but girlfriend’s toes look funky!)
I MEAN LITERALLY freak the freak out.
Roses Are Red, Violets are Blue…
If you write another poem my eyes are going to roll really far back into my head and I might puke.
which means that Drew and Zak are going to be going on the 2:1.
Yep, another exploring the city date.
But my dedication to you people prevailed, and I stayed on the date with Michael and Des.
There were more shots of random cats.
I feel it’s time for this quick message from Bob Barker:
“love is a wild ride”
and “just like when you’re falling in love, there are things that are just out of your control.”
And just fyi, I started hoping that the toboggan would run over a cat.
Now it’s time for dinner and wine.
Des shows up in a white dress and a dark denim jacket.
Further proof that she MUST read my blog, right? 🙂
Kut from the Kloth dark denim jacket HERE.
I think the dark denim looks great paired with the white!
Michael talks about how his dad left and how he is still in love with his ex-girlfriend.
However, the special surprise is a little time with Des…which Toy Story Ken gets too, so I’m not really sure what was so special about their time together since he won.
Boring, although I will say that shirtless and pantless Zak has really won me over.
It must have been a hard decision for Des, but it’s possible that she’s seen this image floating around which may have swayed her rose vote. Right?
Time for the rose ceremony.
I like to have a plan.
He called his mom to let her know that she wasn’t going to get to meet Des.
It was a sad little display.
I would like to say that I’m looking forward to next week…
but that would be a lie.
Although I do LOVE hometown dates. There’s always room for a little crazy to peek it’s way in…
and we need some crazy. Right?
And speaking of CRAZY, it looks as if Des’s brother is going to get to make an appearance soon….
and that boy is CRAY CRAY.
Before you go, I have two things to tell you about!
The LOFT 50% off sale ends tonight.
And they changed it to not just select items….
it is 50% off of EVERYTHING with the code “EVERYTHING”.
You REALLY need to at least check the sale out.
And with the code EVERYTHING you also get free shipping if your order is over $100!
I think I’m going to pull the trigger on THIS maxi skirt.
MAKE SURE YOU ORDER 1 SIZE DOWN BASED ON THE REVIEWS!
I got 2 e-mails from readers yesterday saying they have it and LOVE it, so I think they’ve convinced me. I want to wear it with my J Crew Factory white v-neck, my denim jacket, and a statement necklace. Depending on the length I will either wear it with my nude flats or my putty wedges!
Other things I’m eyeing to get me to the $100 mark follow:
THIS super chick braided silk halter.
It would be great dressed up with black pants and heels, but just as cute with jeans!
THIS tie neck sleeveless dress is darling and has GREAT reviews.
THIS cardigan might be calling my name.
THESE leopard flats would only be $25!
And I feel like THESE earrings would go with everything!
Now I just need to decide quickly!
And finally, check out these awesome vintage looking necklaces.
Click HERE for the necklaces.
I got mine in the mail last week (I went with the red), and I’m so surprised how much it goes with.
In fact, I’m going to be featuring it next Friday with 2 other items that I am naming “WARDROBE STAPLES”. I styled all 3 pieces in 6 different outfits! It was so fun and so eye opening to see how key items can be worn all year round!
See you back here tomorrow!!!!!