Okay, girls. I don't have it in me. Like I literally CANNOT write a full recap. It's just not possible. I wish I could, but I can't. Wait. That's not true. I don't even care that I can't. I blame Mike Fleiss and the 5 hours of programming. I will instead share with you some ...
The Bachelor Finale: I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN
Okay, y'all. This finale has received a lot of hype about being the most dramatic finale ever. And I know lots of us were rolling our eyes. I mean, we've heard that a few thousand times, right? Fool me once Harrison, shame on you. Fool me seventeen times, shame on me. But I'm here to ...
The Bachelor: Fantasy Suite Dates
This is just a theory, but listen to me. I think Mike Fleiss is trying to kill me dead. Hear me out. 4 hours of Bachelor this week AND THEN 5 HOURS NEXT WEEK. This is crazy. Normally I would fortify myself with tacos...BUT I'M NOT EATING TACOS RIGHT NOW. Fortifying myself with tuna salad with ...
THE WOMEN TELL ALL RECAP!!!
It's The Women Tell All, Y'all! Otherwise known as the night where at least 2 girls that we would all swear we have never laid eyes on get VERY vocal and VERY passionate about various topics. I swear that they plant strange women off the streets, just to see if we'll notice. WELL, I NOTICED. I'm ...