Collete’s Closet!
You will be able to find their button on my sidebar for the next month!
Collette’s Closet is an online boutique with lots of great scarves, maxi dresses, purses, and accessories! You can find their facebook page HERE.
And here are some of my favorite pieces from the collection:
scarf HERE, cobalt blue maxi dress HERE, zig zag maxi dress HERE, bag HERE, shirt HERE
That coral bag has to be my fav!
So, welcome Collette’s Closet, and make sure to read to the end of the post for a giveaway!
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The “Tell All” specials are my favorite.
Every week I think it’s not going to be boring.
And every single time I want to kick myself when I realize it still is.
Let’s just dive right in.
Whatever.
This has to be staged right?
The ABC execs have promised free-flowing wine and maybe some t.v. airtime, right?
All of those people at the viewing parties are like 2nd and 3rd cousins of producers, right?
Right.
I don’t think there is any other explanation for it.
Now, that’s a group of pretty girls.
I have a handful of observations.
I’m not sure Ashlee spoke at all.
Alli’s hair was awfully crunchy on the ends.
I felt like the whole little “girl time” was awkward and weird.
Now we’re at the Men Tell All Stage and introductions are made.
And I swear they’ve pulled a couple of these guys right off the street.
Who is Robert?
Who is Nick?
Who is Brad?
They were showing a lot of clips from earlier in the season, and it was here (about 35 minutes into the show) that I realized that I wished I had some wine coolers or something. Because if I had started the show having a drink every time I saw a v-neck or a hoodie, then I would have already been totally buzzing…and that would have made the rest of the show WAY more entertaining.
And it’s here that I should probably just own up to the fact that this recap is going
to be kinda lame.
I just couldn’t get into it on Monday night, so I told myself I would watch it again and come up with some funny observations and witty comments.
I just couldn’t bring myself to watch it again,
so you are going to get random bits and pieces from here on out.
Although,. I must say that the studio audience seemed to be thoroughly entertained.
I mean, LOOK AT THEIR FACES!
Let’s label their emotions, shall we?
Sadness Confusion Surprise Disdain
The entire show was just basically the “good guys” acting like they were completely disgusted with the “bad guys”.
“You don’t do that to a woman ever.”
And he said it with such conviction and emotion like he was preaching a sermon.
And just to sum it up quickly, everybody still hates him.
Thanks guy we’ve never seen before. Tell us something we don’t know.
WHAT. EVER.
James was owning it and I respected that.
Every single one of the people cast on the show secretly hopes they won’t beg picked and they will be the next star.
You don’t fool us people.
Look at Brandon shooing the death rays over to James.
(I got this pic off the internet, so I have no idea why the arrow is pointing to Bryden unless it’s to highlight the fact that his existence was never acknowledged.)
And then things started to get heated.
I don’t remember why I wrote this, but I did note the following:
This poor lady, let’s call her “Granny” was crazy confused.
I just wanted to give her a hug and tell her everything was going to be okay.
and some of the guys are even questioning what team they play for.
I also thought it was possible that they are setting him up to be the next Bachelor.
Poor Zak is just totally dejected.
He’s dejected and orange.
I really really like Zak, and I just feel awful for him.
I do think he might have an issue with an addiction to spray tans.
He was a very nice shade of Dorito orange.
In spite of his Nacho Cheese hue, I can’t decide…..
She seems SO put out by the guys’ shenannigans.
DON’T CONTINUE TO ACT SURPRISED THAT THERE WERE SOME BAD EGGS IN THE BUNCH. SERIOUSLY! HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED THE SHOW?
If you sign up for The Bachelor, you can COUNT ON THE FACT that you are going to have some losers and some total butt-holes in the bunch FO SHO.
Check, please.
I might have been shaking my head “no” during his decent to his little guitar stool.
I might have also said the following out loud with a lot of passion,
Really Harrison?
I think you’ve played that card before.
Although, I have to give it to him.
It looks like next week everybody finds themselves in the throws of a
FULL ON EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN.
BRING IT!
WE ARE READY!!!!!!
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I got an e-mail from a reader yesterday talking about Zella workout gear.
It’s not a secret that I don’t work out.
(Well, that’s not entirely true..I typically work out every March and April to lose weight before summer. I know, it’s ridiculous.)
And since I don’t work out, I don’t need work out clothes.
And since I don’t need work out clothes, I’m not familiar with the Zella brand.
Well, according to Jessica G. it is AMAZING!
Sheaffer-
I love all of your sale picks, but you haven’t mentioned the Zella work out gear.
It’s the best gear around, but it’s kind of pricey, so when I saw the
anniversary sale prices I stocked up.
The Booty Pants are awesome. I wear them to work out, to the grocery store, to the doctor.
Wherever really.
I also love the Live In Capri Pants. And you know what? I do totally live in them.
Their jackets and shirts are really cute too, but it’s the pants that I live for.
Anyway, thought you might want to know!
Jessica G.
Thanks Jessica for the heads up!
Click HERE for the Booty Pants.
Click HERE for the Live In Capri Pants.
Click HERE for the entire line of Zella gear.
And make sure you check out all of the reviews. They are very informative!
After receiving Jessica’s e-mail, it reminded me that I hadn’t mentioned all the BRIGHT and FUN tennis shoes that are on sale now too!
Click HERE for all of the women’s tennis shoes.
This
particular shoe (in the Nike “Free Training” line) comes in 6 different
color combinations that are all great, and it’s a good thing there are
several options,
because they are well on their way to selling out.
Click HERE for this exact shoe.
Y’ALL. I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU HOW LIGHT THIS SHOE WAS.
The technology is incredible.
(People did say it’s great for running on a treadmill, but not so great for running outside, so keep that in mind.)
There are 69 reviews, and 45 of them are 5 stars!
Make sure you read over the reviews, because some people say you might want to consider
ordering a 1/2 size up.
everyone said, these shoes are super light and great to work out in.
I’ve tried them at the gym, on a treadmill and there was a noticeable
difference. Highly recommended! Grab them during the anniversary sale
for a good deal The blue/pink/white is super cute, unique and eye
catching without being offensively bright and over-the-top!
And remember to use the search bar to your advantage!
You can write something as specific as “men’s sneakers anniversary sale” in order to help you get the displayed inventory in an organized manner.
Before you go, don’t forget to enter the Collette’s Closet Giveaway!
There are 2 different ways to enter, and the prize is any dress of your choosing!
Good Luck!!!!!
bcmclaughlin says
Love your blog! I like the edgy black and white dress, or maybe the pink one shoulder dress!
Thanks!
Bonnie
Mix and Match Mama says
I was really into Zak until he started singing. He lost me at singing. I can overlook a Dorito tan but I can't overlook cheesy singing!
Lizzi says
I mean who wouldn't want to win a prize 🙂 if I had to choose I would go with accessories.
Just love reading your blog. I get up early in the mornings read the blog then get the kiddos up. Thanks for always keeping me entertained early in the morning. Yummy coffee and your humor, it's a great way to start the day.
Megan Monroe says
Sheaffer-
You are so funny. I love the shoes and I agree, that bag is great!
Erica says
I love the classically beautiful lace dress! And the Zella stuff is really cute! Love your posts!
Jenny M says
I may have fast forwarded through the Bachelor special this week, more than once.
Collette's Closet is lovely. I'd love to be able to pull off the pretty in pink one shoulder dress but I think I'd get more wear out of the sheer sleeves chevron shift dress. I like how colorful and fun the dresses are there! Welcome to your new sponsor!
-Jenny
The Jacobs Family says
I love the mint maxi! Love your blog, too 🙂
Maria says
I am in love with several maxi dresses from Collette's Closet! If I had to pick one favorite it would probably be the Strappy Chevron Maxi Dress. Love it!
Amy in PA says
Want to join your campaign: Juan Pablo for the next Bachelor!
Erin Byrd says
I love your blog! I agree – this Bachelorette season has been boring. Your recaps have been the best part! Collette's Closet has so many cute dresses!
Allison says
So many cute options. I'm liking the Pretty In Pink One Shoulder Dress
Gamecock Girl says
The zig zag maxi dress is my fave. Will look great with a jean jacket when it turns cooler out! Love reading your blog….it's a great way to start my morning. Thanks for taking one for the team and giving us the weekly Bachelorette recaps! I agree that this season has been quite dreadful.
Sally says
Doesn't look like I missed anything not watching this week.
mcoop1125 says
I think an amen or two escaped my lips while reading your post. I also thought Emily may have had a little enhancement, and think your observations of the recap are dead on. I agree with your reader, Jessica…the Zella line of workout clothes is awesome! I don't actually work out in the them, but I do "walk" out of the house and run errands in them…so comfortable and a great fit! My daughter, her friend, and I just had the conversation about those Nike shoes this week and we've all found that you need to go a 1/2 size up. Thanks for continuing to brighten my day with your blog!
Michelle
Kensey Gosch says
I had to fast forward the song. Brutal!!!
Becky says
Love your recaps!!! My best friend and I were also discussing that the next bachelor could be between Zak and Juan Pablo. We also were surprised that Bryden did not talk. (It may have been cut out.) We though Chris would ask him if he regretted his decision to leave.
Becky says
I'm loving the zig-zag maxi dress also.
Mod Commonplace says
I thought the hot seat time with Juan Pablo was hilarious: "do you date a lot?" "who are you?" basically, "do you want to be the next bachelor?"
HAHA!
emily says
i would definitely want the color block maxi.
Abatha Boyle says
love the zig zag maxi!
Anonymous says
Your recaps are hilarious! I am all for Juan Pablo or Zak for the bachelor. I am really liking the maxi dresses at Collette's Closet. They have a lot of cute stuff.
Annie Cox
Amanda says
I thought Emily's new work was on her face, not her, ahem, girls. Her face seemed… tighter.
Anyway, love the recap and love Collette's maxis and scarves
Kim says
I love any of the maxi's. Thanks for the giveaway.
Krystal says
Would LOVE to win a dress from Collette's Closet! I think they were totally setting up Juan Pablo too, although I think Zak would be more entertaining…but he has GOT to lighten up on the spray tanning and teeth whitening. He reminds me of Ross from Friends…the over spray tanning and teeth whitening gone wrong episodes. 🙂
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Linda says
It's the same with me every week. On Sunday I think, "Oh, good, it's Bachelorette time tomorrow night." Then as the time approaches, it's "What was I thinking? I don't give a hoot about watching this!" You're so right on. Every one of the guys would like to be the next Bachelor. And of all things to expect, there have to be bad guys or girls or it would be a real snooze fest (even more so than this season.)
But…I was thrilled to see your recap this morning. I think I would have weaseled out since it was "just the tell-all." From now on I'm just going to look forward to your recaps–not the painful show!
Lindsay Bagby says
Snooze-fest, well done ABC, you've made women 18-58 want to poke their eyes out again…lock it up, show us some drama already!
Vince Camuto quilted jacket in olive = perfection for South Texas ranches in the fall essential (you know, sitting in a blind, pretending to hunt while reading a magazine and drinking a tottie??)
If I was so lucky to pick a dress it would be the navy/mint zig zag paired with a good bauble, bracelets and flats.
Jen Bowers says
I love Zak and so hope he finds someone who can appreciate his genuine quirky self. Did you notice how much he avoided talking bad about the other contestants? Class act.
Jen Bowers says
Thanks for the awesome giveaway!
candice0128 says
I hope they don't recycle ANY one. They need to start fresh.
Love the Chevron Keyhole dress.
Stacy says
Love the mint chevron dress!
Melissa A says
I Love Zella's Live in Capris. I practice Hot Yoga and they truly live up to their moisture wicking properties! I've never worn their tops but I'm sure they are just as amazing!
I am in LOVE with the chevron shift dress from Collette's Closet.
Anonymous says
So glad you mentioned Zella! I have tons of the booty pants and at least 4 jackets that I live in! Such great quality. I always buy it during the sale. I've never paid full price!
Sarah Whitlow
Elaine~ Honey Pie Accessories says
I read on twitter, that Juan Pablo is definitely in the running for the next Bachelor, which he's hot, but I just don't really feel like there's a story on him, beside the whole "I want to find a stepmom for my daughter." thing, but there's not been a good history established with him from this season….. Zac- I want him to be the next Bachelor. He's more my type, even though i'm married-ha! I was however told by my husband that Zac looks like a chipmunk, which, I totally see, and he looks like an oompaloompah. (I have no idea how to spell that) And yes, he's very, very orange in your pictures! His song wasn't too shabby, but I can't help but to think he wants a record deal now. Whatevs, he's still hot.
Stephanie Jennings says
So many great choices…. I think the blue maxi dress is adorable 🙂
Shelby Allen says
Wow! Such great dresses! I love the Chevron Knit Maxi Dress – Mint!
As for The Bachelorette… I am with you… This season is such a Snooze-fest. I am so bored with it, yet it's like a car crash and I can't quit watching.
aprilparrish says
Great recap for another boring session of the Bachelorette!!!
Way toooooooooo much attention on Juan Pablo!!! I really like Zak minus the singing!!! Hoping he's the next bachelor or American Idol contestant!!! 🙂
Lets change the subject — you don't work out???? So not fair Sheaffer!!!!
Looks like a great give away- love the coral bag!
Have a great day!
{Hi Sugarplum!} says
Thank you for saving me from watching it…I started, and had to turn it off with Ben!!! Thanks for taking one for the team!
Anonymous says
Love the zigzag maxi dress!
TrishCF says
I like the Adorable Paisley Ruffle Dress best!
Mara says
I love love love the chevron Maxi dresses!!! The mint color is my fav!
Kelly Nation says
I totally agree with you! Don't the producers even ask the guys (during the interview process) if they are interested in being the next Bachelor??? I mean…come on! Of course they all think about it. That was the most BORING Men Tell All EVER! That 2 part finale better make up for this lack luster season!
Sarah says
I keep reading how boring the bachelorette is this year…I haven't really been into reading the recaps like I was with the bachelor. If i had to pick something I would definitely pick the Blush and Cobalt Color-Blocked Maxi, so cute! Although looking at the picture, I would either have to wear 8 inch heels or get it hemmed, LOL
Jen Pogue says
I totally agree with you about James. He seems kinda like a player to me, but he honestly did nothing wrong. He was just being honest and said what they're all thinking. He only mistake was saying in in front of the tattle tales. I'm guessing you wrote that about Kasey because he was crazily whining {like my small children do} about what he heard in that van. I had to hit the mute button before I threw my remote at something. 😉
Anonymous says
Great recap! I dont even have to watch the show anymore! Thanks for the giveaway! I would love to try out one of the dresses with chevrons on it!– Heather F.
Danessa Riggs says
A new dress??? Yes, please. 🙂
Lisa Rogers says
I dig the colorblock dress. And on an unrelated note, I'm going to DIE if my Nordstrom doesn't get the faux leather Kut from the Kloth jacket you linked to yesterday.
Anonymous says
Thanks for much for the hilarious Bacheloretter recaps. Really glad I didn't watch the show and just read the recap! Much more entertaining reading your recap! Thanks for the chance to win something from Collette's closet! Yvonne C.
Page Zettlemoyer says
Love the keyhole back chevron dress!
Autumn says
I'm with you on the James situation! Sounded like a normal conversation to me! And I REALLY hope next week's finale delivers the drama we've been waiting so patiently for! (But of course I hope Des ends up happy!)
Heather says
I like the dresses but also love that teal and animal print scarffffffffffffffffff!
A/S/K says
I want to win! Like the chevron dress and the stripe key hole top!
Anonymous says
Thanks for the chance to win!
jennifer.ewc09@yahoo.com
Aubrey says
I said the exact same thing about the viewing parties in my post. I wish we could get all the bloggers together and have a big party. That's the only hope I have for entertainment this season. Somehow I still came up with plenty to say which surprised me a little but probably no one else. I always have plenty to say.
kbdesign says
I would love to win this contest! I was so excited by the items you posted that I clicked right through to the store. (before i read through your post- which for me is HUGE!) I love the cobalt blue maxi dress that you featured best.
Mary says
WOW! What cute dresses! I really like the Keyhole back Chevron dress.
jrmoore144 says
Sheaffer,
I absolutely love your blog. My Nordstrom card has seen some serious damage since I have discovered you. Keep up the great work!! Jeanne
Curtis Jenkins says
These dresses are all super cute and super affordable! I would literally wear any of them!
Amber says
The bright blue maxi dress looks fun & comfy! A winning combo.
Traci V says
All the dresses are super cute, if I won it would be hard to pick just one
mel @ the larson lingo says
Comparing Zak to nacho cheese doritos….SO funny. You crack me up.
I did turn away when he started singing. NO. Just No. Why did he do that?!?!?! Awful.
My bet is Juan Paublo as the next Bachelor also.
Anonymous says
This is the feast season in years I haven't watched The Bachelor/ette! So disappointed because I really like Des! Your blog posts are great though! Would also love to win a new dress!! Sarah Chandler (sarahrchandler@gmail.com)
Laura Kruger says
I didn't have a chance to watch the show so your recap was funny and helpful! 🙂 as for the giveaway- first, thanks! Second, any dress sounds fab!
vanillafrog says
The Gabriella dress is cute, if I can get it shortened! I haven't watched Bachelor/Bachelorette since Trista and Ryan!
Traci says
I could not sit through the recap. I tried to just fast forward through it, but I finally (after 10 minutes) just shut the whole thing down. So glad you do the recaps. They are so much better anyway!!
Tana says
I really enjoy your blog, you do a great job! Love the zig zag maxi! Thanks.
Karen Stopnicki says
Oh my gosh, I bought those Nikes shoes and LOVE them! They are so comfortable and cute. And the only person who loves them more than me is my three year old son who thinks it is fun to put them on (blue is his favorite color). And the other night he was up a wee bit too late so the only way I could get him to go to sleep was to let him put the shoes in his bed. If a three year old can endorse them, how can you go wrong!
Mallory says
Cute dresses! Love them all!
Jenna {Real Simple Girl} says
I had so many of the same reactions you did while I was watching the Men Tell All! I really think Zak might be a contender for Dancing With the Stars because he wouldn't need the spray tan… or would he…? That would be pretty hilarious to see them spray tan him!! I'm picturing an Oompa Loompa.
Alison @ Get Your Pretty On says
Gosh, too many cute dresses to decide! I could live in dresses.
Jaren says
I totally got the vibe that they are setting up Juan Pablo to be the next Bachelor too! Chris kept asking him all the questions. Des seemed a little bitter, which leads me to believe there was not a happy ending.
amy says
Thanks for reminding me to go buy new athletic shoes! Such fun colors available right now.
Denise Holthaus says
I ordered the "must have" boots and "must have" shirt last week and they arrived on my doorstep Wednesday while I was out of town. My husband sent me a text, "that I had another box on the porch" which makes me a little twitchy. Haha. Anyway, I LOVE the boots and the top! Great picks! I also order that cute necklace you featured from the place that starts with a "B"! Can't remember, but you guessed it… it showed up in a box on my porch while I was out of town. Now, I look like I have a shopping problem, lol. Thanks for the Bachelorette recap, it made me laugh! Have a great weekend.
Anonymous says
I love the bag and desperately need a new one!
Shauna says
I love the Chevron dress. Love the material!
Caravan Sonnet says
Hahaha 😉 LOVE your comments about the viewing parties!! Noone I know (that typically likes to watch the bachelor) is watching this season but I keep hoping these last couple of weeks that something would be great. BUT who are all of those people??! HAHAHA! 🙂 AND yes, I am SOO glad someone else thought the whole thing with the girls giving advice was awkward… was it only me or did Des not look like she even liked the advice that was given? hahaha! And…. this might make me seem like a bad person, but honestly, I thought James had a valid point. I mean- doesn't every single person on the show think that if they aren't picked at the end then they could meet another former contestant or become the bachelor/bachelorette???
Also… I actually cringed when Des was on stage talking… she seemed a little put out and over the whole show … I am thinking that maybe the ending is not so happy? :/
As always thanks for a lovely recap!! 🙂
p.s.- the granny comment made me laugh out loud… hahaha
Kim R says
I love your recap – as always Ms. Shaeffer! Thanks for posting the anniversary sale grabs – especially the workout gear stuff.
Kim R says
Great recap – as always Ms. Shaeffer! Also, I appreciate your picks from the sale – especially the workout gear. Its good to find ones that also have tall sizes. Not all of us enjoy high waters while on the treadmill! 🙂
meganm says
I love the strappy chevron!
Rebecca Carl says
Your Bachelorette recap is worth it all!! How hilarious – you should write for the show. I do love everything else too but look so forward to reading these recaps! 2 parter for tonight – I sure hope they don't drag it out to next week or I may have to peek at spoilers online!! A thought for you….is it possible that Desiree figured out she really does love Zak and they will bring him back???? All those clips they show make it sound like the last 3 except for Chris is gonna bail on her. We shall see – looking forward to next time!!
Becky
Anonymous says
I love your recaps! And I love the Mint Maxi dress.
Erin
erinb1 at aol dot com
Mandi Moore says
Mint maxi for sure!!! Love your blog!
Mandi
Mandilynnmoore at gmail dot com
Mandi Moore says
Mint maxi for sure!!! Love your blog!
Mandi
Mandilynnmoore at gmail dot com
Amanda Ryan says
I am IN LOVE with the zigzag maxi you have above, or there is a black lace and cream one on their facebook page that I adore as well.