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The Bachelorette cast and crew packed up and headed to France this week.
I tell ya what, if we had a nickel for every time we’d heard that…..
Harrison walks out to sit down with Andi at an outdoor French cafe.
AND Y’ALL. Harrison can typically do no wrong in my eyes.
He is wearing a turtleneck that looked like it had just eaten his neck and was about to start in on his face. And then he went and paired it with a blazer.
And I also found myself wondering if the turtleneck had metallic threads running through it.
How do the French say “No Sir!”?
MONSIUER NON Harrison.
Josh gets the first 1:1.
They are strolling down the streets of Marseilles and I want her outfit.
She is wearing a blush pink shirt, white jeans, a green stone gold necklace, dainty little earrings, and carrying a grey and white striped tote. And she throws on a jean jacket when they are on a boat later in the date. The outfit is totally me, and I want it.
I’ll show you how to get the look at the end of the post! 😉
One thing is for sure, this pair would make pretty babies.
And although they showed us earlier they are not fluent in French, they are in fact fluent in sucking face. However, when Josh’s tongue isn’t down Andi’s throat, he continues to reminds us THAT HE IS A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE.
Josh. Here’s a tip for you:
IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE THOUGHT OF AS A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE, QUIT TALKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE.
I’m just sayin’.
FYI: Henceforth I will be referring to Josh as Dimples.
I want to interrupt the mugging down on the boat (you’re welcome), because stuff is happening back at the house.
JJ, the Pantsapreuner tells Marquel that during the first rose ceremony Andrew nudged JJ and said something to the effect of “Wow. She chose the two blackies.”
Marquel talks to the camera and is super raw and real.
He gets a little emotional but talks to the camera in a very endearing way and basically says
that he wishes he could be judged for himself and not his color.
I like Marquel more and more with each passing second. As does America.
Now we’re back to the date with Dimples and Andi.
They pull up to a palace and Andi is clearly following the MORE IS MORE philosophy with her choice of evening gown with her backless dress that was was cut down to the naval in the front and then upped it’s game by displaying some side boob too.
See? MORE is MORE.
Work it Andi.
They sit down to have a nice romantic dinner
They talk about being a professional athlete (shocker),
they get treated to a private concert (shocker),
and then they dance and say they’ve never been happier (shocker).
Now it’s time for the group date.
It’s a group mime date, and I have nothing to say about it.
You see what I just did there? 😉
Just kidding, I do have something to say.
Although I’m not a fan of the mime’s outfit in the picture below (just say no to meggings),
I do love Andi’s top.
Click HERE for the post I did on my black lace top that is VERY similar (which also has a cream lace version) if you’re digging her lace top.
All you need to know is this.
MARQUEL OWNED IT.
He also tattle tales to Andi that Nick made fun of him for being thankful.
Cody, Cody, Cody. Nobody likes a tattle tale.
I’ve got a poem for you Nick.
Roses are red, Violets are Blue, You pouted like a 2 year old during the mime date. Just go home. You’re on the Bachelor for crying out loud. OTHER PEOPLE are going to be on your dates.
Sure, mine doesn’t rhyme, but yours didn’t either Nick.
Actually, what really matters is that Marquel is KILLING IT with the pattern mixing.
They shop for food on the streets of France and look adorable while doing it.
And now I want a leather jacket for fall.
Fingers crossed there will be one I fall in love with during the Anniversary Sale.
They go back to Andi’s place to cook, and the “recipe for love” with Andi and Coach was more like a recipe for disaster. Andi somehow managed to burn a pan of WATER, and I’m telling you, that was the best thing that happened all evening long. Andi illustrated her feelings about the date thus far by holding up this limp pepper.
They ditch the cooking, head to a restaurant, and then decide to eat each other’s faces.
Coach still gets the rose.
Who went home?
Marquel, Patrick, and Andrew.
And this should come as no surprise, but Marquel gave THE SWEETEST exit speech in the history of exit speeches.
Don’t worry Marquel, you should have girls throwing themselves at you by morning.
And let’s all take a moment to contemplate the fact hat Cody still remains.
I don’t understand Cody’s continued presence. Is anybody confused by this?
Andi, please. Please tell us the logic here.
But the real loser of the whole night?
That’s an easy one.
That would have to be Andi’s most likely FORMER hairstylist.
Andi, Elsa called and wants her braid back.
|But we’re not finished yet girls! We’ve got one more HUGE thing before you go!|
|Let’s look back at Andi’s outfit from her date with Dimples. It was so cute.
Don’t you just love this whole look?
It’s possible that I’m slightly obsessed with my Barrington tote c/o Barrington (I have the Nantucket in grey chevron). Look! It looks good with everything!
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Come back tomorrow!
I think I’m going to hook up with a fun Friday link-up that I’ve never done before, so stay tuned!
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