ALL ABOARD THE CRAZY TRAIN!
It’s time for Week 4’s BIP recap!
See the previous episodes recapped HERE.
Seriously, if you haven’t seen them, you don’t want to miss them.
I want to give a quick reminder that #textgate between Sam and Joe ended last week with Samantha accepting Justin’s invitation to go on a date. Because she was done with…you guessed it….drama.
So this week’s show started with Joe talking about Sam not liking him, and Joe said
“It’s not fair to Joe.”
The picture doesn’t do his burn justice.
Amber and Justin got closer and closer while Salsaing. Just act like it’s a verb.
Insert me rolling my eyes here.
And nobody has seen or heard from him since.
I’ll give her this, she’s a persistent little booger.
Me thinks that Tanner might have a better read on Jade.
AND THEN IT’S TIME FOR THE FINAL ROSE.
And then Joe says something that I won’t repeat because my parents read here.
The new people just keep coming!
lets her crazy hang out again.
She becomes enraged at the fact that he came to talk to her while she was washing her face.
There was mud, smoke, flowers, tribal dancing of sorts, and kissing.
And then they were pronounced husband and wife.
And I think a small part of Mackenzie actually thinks they ARE married.
And then Mackenzie wondered if they were to have children if the children
would be considered Mexican.
I can’t make this stuff up.
ANOTHER girl shows up.
Harrison, is there a clown car in the back filled with girls? They just won’t quit coming!
I don’t remember anything about Jaclyn, but gauging from how she made her entrance on the island AND WHAT SHE WAS WEARING, I think it’s safe to say that girlfriend does not give a #&$@.
Exhibit A your honor.
Exhibit B your honor.
And the way she is talking she kind of reminds me of Kit from Pretty Woman.
Jaclyn starts trying to put her claws into Jared, and #virgininabottle panics.
She scurries off to find Harrison and tells him that she needs to have an overnight date with Jared.
NOTHING good can come of this.
HAVE SOME PRIDE WOMAN!
HARRISON! DON’T GIVE HER AN OVERNIGHT DATE!!!
Here are the 2 main reasons that the overnight date shouldn’t happen:
If she goes through with “the deed”, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO CALL HER?
Just plain #inabottle ?????
That’s no good.
I BEG OF YOU.
YOU KNOW THE GIRL IS UNSTABLE, SO PLEASE TAKE THAT INTO ACCOUNT.
I have 3 words for you:
The episode ends with previews for next week and OH MY AT THE TEARS.
Samantha better get ready, because (spoiler alert) although I know she prefers not to be around it, it looks like there could possibly be some drama.
YOU HAVE TO.