I was so confused.
And I honestly didn’t have any idea who it was from.
And if you doubt my excitement, please note that there are around 37 exclamation points.
The arrow pointing to my text in red and the message that says “Classic Sheaffer” is totally classic me. I meant to send that one to Shay, but I’m always texting the wrong people.
Let’s not forget the inadvertant sexting scandal that happened last year.
Click HERE to read the post entitled “That Time I Wanted The Ground To Swallow Me Up Whole.”
Okay…back to the texts from Sean…
THANK YOU SEAN FOR MAKING THIS HAPPEN!
And how sweet was it that he texted me himself to tell me?!?
I’m telling you.
Harrison was right.
He’s the Golden Boy.
But hey. If the shoe fits.
So Kaitlyn goes up and pulls Clint away from a group of guys and basically tells him that nobody in the house likes him and she doesn’t trust him.
And now he’s super super super sad that he’s being sent home.
The guys are back in the house speculating that it’s not good news for Clint.
But Clint’s bestie JJ comes to his defense and says that no matter what happens, they will be Best Friends Forever.
And I think he was speaking there on behalf of America.
Here’s all you really need to know.
They BOTH suck.
But I do think JJ now sucks a little more.
And I would like to ask all of you this,
HAVE WE LOST ALL RESPECT FOR PERSONAL SPACE?
Well, I’m convinced that Clint just handed JJ back the other side of his James Every bestie necklace.
I’m telling you, it might have been THE MOST DRAMATIC BREAK-UP EVER.
To his bestie.
I think she is expecting thunderous applause and high fives all around.
Everybody was hoping that JJ would be headed home, so the news that nobody was going home hit everybody like a ton of bricks.
The Group Date Card Arrives!
(disclaimer: Until I googled Mr. Fresh, I thought his name was Dougie Fresh. Not Doug E. Fresh. And I all of a sudden feel 73 years old.)
All of the guys silently die inside at the thought of having to RAP FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, and then they choose who they are going to battle.
Ladies and Gentleman, please enjoy the musical stylings of our bachelors.
Ben vs. Tanner
Tanner schools Ben on this one by rhyming “pocket” with “rocket”.
And that’s all I’m saying.
There’s nothing to talk about here.
Shawn vs. This guy. His name is escaping me. Justin, maybe?
Shawn wins by rapping:
Apparently JJ crosses the line when he says something about “New York hoes”.
You’re IN New York.
(If you need a refresher…I totally did…he’s the one that on After The Final Rose who told the world what had gone down between them in the fantasy suite. Not cool Nick. Not cool.)
The group date guys get back to the hotel and tell the other guys how Nick showed up and how Kaitlyn is thinking about keeping him on the show.
Egos are bruised all around.
Kaitlyn calls Nick to let him know that she wants to meet him later that afternoon to tell him her decision after she gets her hair done.
And yes. That’s #crazyeyesashley in the flesh, just doing some hair.
Who let her out of the Mesa Verde?
But I’ve got to give it to her, she tells Kaitlyn that basically it’s just lust that she’s feeling for Nick, that those types of feelings will fade, and that better relationships are
started with friendship as the basis.
PREACH IT #crazyeyes.
(And is it just me, or do she and JJ kind of look alike?)
Kaitlyn chooses to ignore her crazy-eyed hairstyling confidant.
In a nutshell, Kaitlyn really really really really really wants him to stay around, but she is very very very very worried about how the guys are going to take it.
She eventually let’s Nick know that she would like him to stay.
It is my hope that she also told him to never wear the purple cardigan ever ever ever ever ever again.
Jared gets all dressed up in a tux, and I’m THRILLED that he’s finally taken the time to shave a bit.
Oh, he’s still patchy, but it’s still an improvement.
They are dressed all fancy, they have the Met to themselves, but all she can think about is Nick.
They do kiss at the end.
And then them leave and decide to follow Bachelor Date Formula 101 and take a helicopter ride.
Probably not exactly what Lady Liberty had in mind when she made the trip over from France.
The 2nd Group Date Card Arrives.
Who: Ian, Chris, Joe, Joshua, Peter Brady
What: “Let’s Play.”
They end up on Broadway and find out that they are going to have to go through an audition where they will sing, dance, and act.
And I’m pretty sure Joe peed himself when he heard. His eyes literally almost popped right out of their sockets.
First up, the dance auditions.
The guys actually totally impressed me.
Not because they were good….NO M’AM…but because they were trying so hard!
I mean, look how committed they are to their jazz hands!
Then they sang, and a couple of them weren’t awful
Cupcake Boy (the dentist) gets the part.
But I’m telling you, I’m not sure if he “GOT” the part, or if he “IS” the part.
After seeing him on stage, this guy was born to be a Disney character.
Aladdin, Prince Charming, WHOMEVER. It’s like somebody drew him and then he magically became animated. And he smiles hard if that makes sense. Like really really really really hard.
But just to be clear, his lip gloss and eyeliner were perfection.
Then they “walked up like 1 million flights of stairs to reach the 23rd floor” (that’s a direct quote) and got to see the New Year’s Eve ball.
And they kissed.
Back to the hotel.
Kaitlyn tells the guys that Nick is in fact going to be moving into the house.
And as you can see Ryan Gosling and Peter Brady ARE NOT AMUSED.
I’m guessing a plot is hatched to kill Nick.
Three things before you go:
I put this on facebook and ig on Monday night, but in case you don’t follow me there, my new green and hot pink earrings came in!
After reading your ig and facebook comments, it’s obvious that y’all are just as cuckoo about these studs as I am. And I like that. Because crazy loves company.
The faceted studs on the right sold out already. 🙁
I bought THIS spaghetti strapped tank several weeks ago and I have been loving it! But it sold out (except for Large), so I haven’t linked to it.
But when I saw THESE that were very similar to mine, I knew I had to see how I liked them (the tank comes in two different colors/patterns).
They are both very cute, and they are only $32!!!!!
In the words of Clint, I really really really really liked them.
tank HERE / exact highly distressed jeans HERE (Fun jeans for summer!)/ ‘
similar sandals HERE / earrings HERE
If you need ideas for Father’s Day and you missed my Father’s Day post, make sure you click HERE to see it! Lots of great ideas at varying price points!
I have some more ideas coming on Friday, but I thought of this one late last night.
Chris loves his Yeti cup as much as anybody can love a cup, and there are several options out there. If you are wanting to get a realllllllly nice present, Chris also loves his Yeti cooler.
If your husband hunts and/or camps, he would love any of these Yeti products.
Click on what you are interested in:
See you girls back here on Friday for Friday Favorites!