Because I am.
I totally totally am.
that was oh so much fun to watch.
Let’s just all keep our fingers crossed that one of the guys will “fall” down the stairs, get frostbite, and had parents that told him as he was growing up that he had a special kind of sparkle.
Plain and simple, that mix makes for some good t.v.
You didn’t think I was going to forget to mention them did you?
I miss them so.
We must never forget.
We must never ever forget.
I ended up buying ANOTHER really nice bra on sale at the Nordstrom Half-Yearly sale.
Y’all.
The fam and I went out of town to the ranch this past weekend, and I didn’t want to take my nice new bra (is that weird?)….so I took one of my other bras. A bra that I thought was perfectly acceptable last week at this time…but now I know it to be totally sub-par.
And my girls cussed me all weekend for it.
They just weren’t as happy.
The worst part about the bra I took is that I am now aware that it highlights a little bit of back fat (which is just totally mean).
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It is sooooo pretty with the lace, but the reviews say it is still a great t-shirt bra!
I got the pink and coral!
I have some sleeveless shirts for the summer that if little big of my strap happens to show, I would like it to be a pretty strap!
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Sorry for the bra aside. But I felt it was important. 🙂
Back to the recap.
WHAT THE FRACK?
One question came to mind.
Who is the shirtless tool on the second row?
(Now listen, I am no fool. I know the producers encouraged these shirtless shennanigans, which we will talk more about later, but homeboy could have said
“No thank you. I believe I’ll keep my shirt on.” 🙂
(update: A reader commented saying that she knows shirtless Zac from college! She said he is goofy and fun and that she is glad he got to stick around so we can see more about who he really is! Love that! Thanks for commenting Jen!)
So…….let’s get this dysfunctional party started!
I loved when Des drove up in her suh-weet Honda civic.
I also loved that she paired it with mint accessories.
You know…
a mint ring, a mint bracelet, and a mint Bentley convertible.
In her 1:1 interview with Chris, she was rocking some seriously cute and colorful wedges.
And all I could think was that I knew somebody who would rock those
wedges with some short shorts.
I’m looking at you Shay.
Do you want to rock them too? Good news! They are surprisingly affordable!
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I think I might like these even more.
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Love ’em both.
Zappos actually has a ton of Jessica Simpson shoes on sale right now…just click HERE.
Just like they always do, they took some time to give us a little background information on some of the guys. They all seemed nice enough, but this guy stood out to me. I’m not sure why.
Oh wait, I do know why,
he was naked.
on his deck.
drinking coffee.
Dear Zac,
Put on some pants and stop drinking coffee on your tiny balcony.
It’s weird. 🙂
Love,
America
Okay…it’s limo time people!
Des looked gorgeous, and I loved how bubbly she was. At this point in her journey, she is genuinely excited about the possibilities to come and that is fun to watch.
(It takes at least a handful of episodes before she will become jaded and start to question if she should have ever signed up for this or not.)
While we’re here….let’s just admire her bod for a minute.
More specifically, let’s look at her arm in this pic.
Her perfectly toned arm.
Lookin’ good lady!
After seeing the guys exit the limo, there is something that I know to be true.
ABC has an INTENSE screening process to find just the right mix of super white teeth, dazzling smiles, perfectly sculpted abs, and well-coiffed hair….
with just enough of a smattering of loser, pathetic, and crazy to make it interesting.
Make no mistake, their extensive screening process doesn’t so much
weed out the crazy as it does find the crazy.
Well done ABC.
Now let’s meet some guys!
(I’m not going to talk about every guy tonight…just the ones that stood out for one reason or another.)
Drew was first out of the limo and seemed super sweet.
He was a little nervous, but CUTE nervous.
He was genuine and didn’t have any stupid gimmicks. I appreciated that.
I like him.
Brooks was the next guy out of the limo.
I google imaged him (it’s a verb), and I found this.
First picture? “eh”
Second picture? “huhmuhnuh huhmuhnuh”
Michael was the guy that looked for Des’s penny in the fountain.
Gimmicky? Yes.
But I thought looking for her penny for a “do-over” was actually pretty cute.
Plus, DARLING.
This next guy’s name is Kasey, and he is apparently an advertising exec in Social Media.
How do I know this?
#becauseheactuallysayshashtagallthetime
#omgquitsayinghashtagoutloud
#seriouslyfortheloveofallthatisgoodandtruequitsayinghashtag
Really, I wouldn’t have minded him just doing it in the intro…but no need to do it all night long.
And now I feel sorry for you guys,
because I suddenly feel the need to connect a hashtag to all of the remaining guys.
#totallynotmyfault
#blamethehashtagguy
This next guy, Jonathan, came in with all guns blazing and immediately offered sweet Des an opportunity to head to the fantasy suite with him.
I actually felt a little sorry for fantasy suite boy (at first). Am I the only one?
COME ON PEOPLE!
It’s not like Jonathan came up with this stunt on his own!
One of my good friends who shall remain nameless (but you might know her because her brother was the last Bachelor) would like to remind everybody that the producers are the
puppeteers of the limo exits.
It was the PRODUCERS that put a wedding dress on Lindsay last season.
It was the PRODUCERS that gave Jeff a skateboard.
Do you think Kalon chartered his own helipoter? Um no. That would be the PRODUCERS.
It was the PRODUCERS that handed the egg guy the egg.
PRODUCERS people!
Jonathan was just doing what the producers most likely assured him would be a really great and memorable way to meet Des.
Repeat after me future Bachelor and Bachelorette hopefuls:
NEVER TRUST THE PRODUCERS!
Anyway, Jonathan offered her a one way ticket to the fantasy suite, but Des SHUT ER DOWN.
Oh yes ma’m she did.
And THIS is where Jonathan’s chances officially began to crumble.
At that point, Jonathan should have been all,
“Good for you! Make me chase you!” or something like that.
But his reaction was a little weird. He was all “No?” and seemed genuinely surprised she wasn’t ready to leap into his arms and take him to bed.
#nevertrusttheproducersjonathan
Zac popped out of the limo and asked Des if she would accept his abs.
And just fyi….if you’re keeping track….Zac was also the guy in the intro with no pants.
#whatdoeszachaveagainstclothes?
#putyourshirtbackonZac
Dr. Larry is next out of the limo.
And one of the first phrases out of his mouth is “I love to dance.”
{Please leave a comment if you loved the movie Girls Just Wanna Have Fun and can see Sarah Jessica Parker’s character in her catholic school uniform saying that exact phrase.}
Best. Movie. Ever.
In my eyes, it’s totally up there with Goonies.
Okay…so Dr. Larry proclaims his love of dance and then proceeds to spin Desiree and try to dip her.
However, there was an unforeseen complication, and her dress got stuck under her heel.
Not a big deal at all.
It was a non incident.
But Dr. Larry thought otherwise.
The good doctor was rattled.
#getaholdofyourselfLarry
I feel like Larry is the guy that if you did go out with him, and then you did break up with him, he would still call and text like 20 times a day…
and sing a song outside your window….
and wait for you by your car for you to get off work…
and take pictures of you with a telephoto lens.
Did anybody else get that vibe?
#desireeprobablyneedsarestrainingorderfordr.larry
Nick is the magician/tailor.
In his intro piece the cuffs on his shirt were monogrammed.
#notcooltowearamonogramifyou’readude
The Knight in Shining Armor guy.
#therearenowords
#ibettherewassomeseriouschafing
#squeak
The proposal/tying shoe guy was next.
Not bad. Super cheesy, but he was still kinda cute.
Nick M. read her this poem he had written:
Des,
After watching you at the end of last season,
I know I’m here for the right reason.
The way you showed such genuine emotion,
made my heart flutter like waves in the ocean.
#rosesareredvioletsareblue,thatwaskindapainfultowatch
Next up, Ben and Brody.
I thought Ben seemed genuine.
And Brody? CUTE as a button!
Ben said, “I want you to know exactly who I’m talking about when I talk about Brody,
because I talk about him a lot.”
#awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
However, did anybody see Daddy Ben waving a BIG HUGE GIANT red flag
during the cocktail party?!?
He said he is best friends with his son’s mother?
Huh?
That she’s a great girl?
Huh?
I have some more questions for you Ben because you aren’t making much sense to me right now.
Ben, listen to me because I’m talking to you!
You’re cute, and you seem sweet…..but I’m thinking there’s gonna be a back story with you.
A back story where I will end up being wildly disappointed.
#whatareyouhidingben?
#whyaren’tyouwithyourbabymama?
After meeting all the guys, we are told that there are 19 roses to give out….
but I’m thinking she only needs like 3 or 4.
I’m sure I’ll end up liking more of the guys as the season unfolds (I always do), but tonight….
#notsuperimpressed.
However, I can’t say that I have ever been wildly impressed with the people on the first show, and most often several of them end up winning me over!
After enduring all of the akward “hello” moments, it was time to head inside for the cocktail party.
But don’t worry, the akward is far from over….
and so are the hashtags.
#luckyyouguys
The hashtag guy kicks it off by saying
“hashtag, I want a rose”
Yeah. Yeah he did.
Then the magician got things rolling by “making Des disappear – for about 5 minutes” with him for some alone time.
I actually thought that was pretty funny!
#smoothemovemagicboy
Some guy admits he thinks Des is his future wife because he “knows what he is feeling”.
#there’salwaysoneguy
then a guy danced
then another guy named a star after Desiree
Then abs guy jumped in the pool and everybody scattered.
Hashtag guy said “hashtag streakage”.
#somebodythrowthisguyatowel
Des did have mercy on him and gave him a rose for jumping in. 🙂
Bryden made an impression on Des and he got a rose!
I think he seems like a great guy (love that he is military), and he told a great story about a kid he met in Iraq and how he felt like he made a positive impact in that kid’s life.
But I couldn’t stop thinking how I wanted to spike his hair up a little bit?
Am I right?
#somebodyhandmeacombandsomegelbecauseireallylikethisguy
Happy Des gave him a rose!
Then came the time for what I like to call “The beginning of the end for Dr. Larry.”
Dr. Larry started to openly freak out to the other guys about what he
remembers as the dance move debacle.
#itreallywasn’tabigdealLarry
#chillout
Dr. Larry then got some alone time with Des.
#nervouslaughter
He took his glasses off and put them back on like 20 times,
and he informed her (in a very quiet voice) that he wanted to apologize.
He then waxed on about he couldn’t believe how he screwed everything up.
DUDE!
She ALMOST tripped.
ALMOST!
Can you imagine having this guy as your ER doctor?
If this is how he copes with an ALMOST trip,
how is he going to react when I am bleeding out on his table?
#codeblue
The fantasy suite guy talked about his plans, and I quote, to “kiss Des on the mouth”.
#weirdo
#puke
Des pretty much put the smackdown on his whole fantasy suite idea when he got out of the limo, and that should have been the end of it.
But noooooooooooooooo.
Probably 30 or so of the people behind the cameras were encouraging him to
offer the fantasy suite again.
So he continued to push on.
He proclaimed that he thinks he’s kinda fun and his “mom thinks he’s good looking”.
Des finally got annoyed enough to send him packing.
#nomeansno
Other guys that were sent home:
1) Dr. Larry
#nosurprisethere
He admitted to practicing the dip around 50x with different people and that only a couple of them had any trouble with his moves. I actually felt sorry for him in his exit interview.
Still, if I ever look up in a hospital and see his face, I will politely ask for another medical professional
#NURSE!
2) The Magician.
#hecouldn’tpullaroseoutofhishat
I did think his exit interview was classy and that he handled himself nicely.
3) The Knight in Shining Armor.
This guy made me want to cry. He was beating himself up so badly for wearing the knight costume, and I just felt awful for him. He seemed so tender-hearted.
#don’tcryyou’llrust
Well…that’s it for the first show!
I know that some favorites will emerge…and some crazy will definitely rear it’s ugly (but super fun) head…
I’m just happy to be along for the ride with Des.
#andipromiseiwon’tusehashtagsallseasonlong
Make sure you come back all season for my recaps!
And I would love it if you would stick around for the rest of the week too.
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Mix and Match Mama says
Hallelujah! You're back with your recaps. You know what I was thinking the entire episode? I want those wedges. I want those wedges. I want those wedges. (I was also thinking about how ridiculous she sounded saying she didn't want to go down a dark hall with that guy…her and her entourage of 18 #sheisnevereveralone). So glad your recaps are back! You have a big group of weirdos to discuss this season…it shouldn't be dull!
Anonymous says
Wow Sheaffer…you sure are getting good a trashing people! I know want sweet and sassy comments, but come on girlfriend! You would be the fist to defend Sean if somebody went off on him like you have done to others. It is pretty appalling.
Sorry…I am done.
GHN
The Woodlands, TX
Jill Farmer says
You make me want to laugh, cry, go buy a bra, and wish I wasn't 5'10" and married to a short guy so I could wear wedges. Your blog is always a great way to start the day (as I'm sitting in my toddler's room at 4 am praying to God she goes back to sleep…..)!
Aubs says
oh.my.word. I'm dying!! Your #hashtags are too much!! ha! ABC has outdone themselves in the casting department this time. I don't even have a favorite at this point because I'm so overwhelmed by the crazies!
My best friend is here visiting right now and we could NOT stop laughing about Larry and his hang up on the dancing non incident!!
And why oh why did the half naked guy have to be from Texas?! Come on son, represent.
Did you pick up on how seriously strange every guy from Chicago was?! She probably could have pointed out the Chicago dudes w/o asking!
It's going to be a good season ~ thanks for the laughs this morning!! =)
Michelle Nobbe says
So glad your recaps are back! I agree with you about not being impressed with a lot of the guys! Seriously, why does Zac have to represent Texas that way? Might have to try the bra because I went out and bought the Callisto wedges because of you and Shay! 🙂
Team Seghs says
You out did yourself! I'm dying over all your perfectly recapped recaps!
Amy Florez says
Best hashtags ever! #dontcryyoullrust Hilarious! Wish I could order those bras because I seriously need some new ones. My last 2 from Victorias Secret fell apart within seconds of me buying them (not really, but close). The ones you linked to are lovely! Unfortunately, I'm a member of the IBTC and can't fill out a Natori with my mosquito bites. 🙁
Team Seghs says
And I almost forgot– "girls just wanna have fun" so up there with goonies or say anything. And full of amazing movie quotes. How to do I choose? I leave you with "tune in Tokyo" (cue the Selma picture again!)
Cheryl says
I love your recaps…you are a hoot!!!…ha, ha….and I'm sure as the season progresses I'll find guys I like or maybe even love….but I have to say, sitting there on Monday night watching this group….I thought do they hate Des this much?…do they think because she didn't have a privileged upbringing that she will take anything..???….cause I'm pretty sure if this group had been the one to meet Southern Belle Miss Emily…she would have been walking out that mansion door!!!!…ha, ha….
Suzie says
"#don'tcryyou'llrust" is the BEST hashtag EVER!!!! (Even though it did cause coffee to be spat all over my computer)
Elaine~ Honey Pie Accessories says
I may have enjoyed this recap more than from Sean's season! I totally agree, poor Des has slim pickins this season, and i'm not confident that she's going to live with a normal man. That is her mission this season, find the one non-cray cray bachelor and leave with him…. good luck Des! And, I died over #dontcryyoullrust, seriously laughed out loud. And, i'm not sure how you came up with all of the #'s…….#youreahashtaggenious.
Thanks for the recap!
Alison @ Get Your Pretty On says
I didn't even watch the show but really loved the recap! And yes, I don't wear my good bras certain places either, it's not weird. Well, then again, maybe it is.
Kelly says
#don'tcryyou'llrust
Hahaha! You're so funny, I love your recaps!
#sheafferishilarious
Caravan Sonnet says
Sheaffer every recap as I start to read I think I bet she cant yop her last one but I am always proved wrong!!! I laughed so hard at so many different parts and can I just say that my FAVORITE part of this new season was your recap??!!? 🙂 cant wait till next week!!
:)Rebecca
Jen Bowers says
#longtimelurker #firsttimecommenter #hashtagsareaddictive
Just a little perspective on naked guy, I know him! Or I should say, I knew him in college. He is super goofy and has an odd sense of humor, but is not near as full of himself as he came off on the show. Personally, I'm glad Des kept Zak around because I think they actually have potential and I really hope he redeems himself. I had no idea he was going to be on the show, but when I saw him I got really excited and then proceed to roll my eyes until they almost got stuck when he pulled stunt after stunt. #hearshopingZakkeepshisclothesonnextweek
Anonymous says
I kind of think your generalizations of people are harsh. You delivery at times tends to be obnoxious. I would just watch it because people are starting to make some comments. I also think you should just be yourself on this blog. You seem be trying too hard to gain someone's approval, and I think you know EXACTLY what I am talking about. Do some soul searching, and I am hopeful you will understand. I know this is not an easy comment to read, but I just had to put it out there. Strong bloggers are always themselves, and they don't try to seek approval.
{Hi Sugarplum!} says
It's a reality show — assembled by producers who are looking for the most over-the-top personalities — just so we'll all watch, gawk, and talk about it! I know Sheaffer personally, and she is totally being herself. If she changed that because of your 'Anonymous' comment, wouldn't that be trying to seek your approval?
At the end of the day, it's just silly trash TV and fun blogs. If you don't like either, don't watch and read.
Cheryl says
Just a thought "Anonymous" blogger….before you go and try to school Sheaffer on how to be a strong blogger…..why don't you leave your name on your comments…and you know…be a strong person!!!….if you don't like this blog, don't read it, don't leave nasty anonymous comments….just move on….I don't personally know Sheaffer but I find her blog just a hoot…..such a different perspective of looking at things….I always laugh!!!…and that I enjoy very much!!!!
Anonymous says
been reading your blog for sometime now and i read it daily- just to let you know 🙂 but today was by far the funniest! loved the recaps and of course the sales alerts, keep up the great work!!!
"hashtagyouwererighthashtagguygottago"
#bacherloretterecapsorightwithseriouslyslimpickins! and thanks for the tips on Desiree's shoes- love.them!
{Hi Sugarplum!} says
LOVED all the hashtags….especially the ones with Dr. Larry!! And did that guy really say hashtag all night?!?!?! I don't watch until the end when they actually start 'falling in love' — and your recaps are WAAAAAAAY better than actually watching the show!!
Meredith Broussard says
Sheaffer, you're hilarious and so spot on with your recap. There were some real cuties, but all I could think was poor Des. She has some slim pickings this season. This was one of my tweets from the night.
@mlb515 27 May
"My season of the #Bachelorette would be the shortest in history because I would be sending a lot of these guys back into the limos #smh"
Sorry I'm not sorry.
Thanks for the recap!
Anonymous says
Wow! For the two anonymous commenters who took exception to this post… there is absolutely nothing in the post that is mean-spirited or "uppity." I'm glad to see that almost all the commenters agree with me- today's recap is absolutely hilarious! Please keep it up, Sheaffer!!!
Bec74 says
You make me laugh. Thank you .
Spot on with your recap. Keep up the good work 😉
mel @ the larson lingo says
#dontcryyou'llrust
PEEING my pants. SO funny.
I agree….slim pickings for Des this season.
One of my good friends is good friends with Robert, I'll get more info about him if you need it 🙂
Jen {Whimsy at Heart} says
I loved your reference to the Goonies. That was one of my favorites growing up! Like I told Shay earlier today, I went to middle school, high school & college with Zak. He was always a nice & normal guy who was super outgoing. I'm hoping he'll not get the arrogant, crazy guy edit. Time will tell…
Lauren says
Funniest thing I've read ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Freakin' hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXO
Jane Sandefur says
I missed Monday's Bachelorette due to technical difficulties with a storm = cable box….#whymewhynowwhyonmonday. I felt assured you would catch me up! The only thing I'm concerned with, remember Des's familia? The infamous brother #psychodude I need to know more about Des before I can accurately choose her soul mate! I remember some of the things she said with Sean, so I'm not sure I have an accurate account of Des' life. I want the best for her, but possibly could the producers have hand picked guys that fit in her world? I think your recaps are hilarious! Strike that….your blogs are hilarious! You make me want to……go bra shopping! 🙂
Heidi says
I love your recaps! You are hilarious! Now I have to ask one question of you and your sources that know a lot about how the show works. I understand that the producers are the ones that make things happen but do the guys have to do what they ask? Could that poor man have said no to the suit of armor and saved himself from being laughed at by the whole country?
C Chu says
I love that military khaki jacket. I blogged about the most recent military jacket I purchased too for 24.99. It is kids but I bought a large 🙂 I'm fortunate for my small frame.
http://morethanyoucanchu.blogspot.com/2013/05/military-jacket-so-in-right-now.html
Anonymous says
Sheaffer- you are hilarious. Also, congrats on the negative comments! That means your blog is getting even more popular! So take it as a compliment! Your blog is now on the radar of those who spend their days trying to make successful bloggers feel bad. Those haters will always hate. Keep your awesome posts coming! We all love them!
Shelli says
Oh Sheaffer – I would give my left arm (and maybe my right one too) to watch The Bachelorette with you… we have the same thoughts!!! LOVED the recap!!! You are my new FAVORITE blog!!!
Alison says
Love your blog! Your recaps are great and spot on!!
Anonymous says
HILARIOUS!
#youmademyday
Jen L says
don't listen to those anonymous haters. your blog and comments are thoroughly entertaining. You have an uncanny gift of capturing exactly what we are all thinking in just 1 or 2 witty sentences. the best part of watching the bachelor/bachelorette is your recap 🙂
Martha Vargas says
Hi Scheaffer,
First of all I want to let you know that I LOVE your blog. I look forward to reading it whenever I see it on my Bloglovin' list, but lately it hasnt been showing up 🙁 Do you know why?
Martha V.
Traci says
I loved your recap!!! So funny that it makes me want to go watch the show 🙂
Traci says
I loved your recap!!! So funny 🙂
Alexandra says
Love your blog! I've been blog-stalking you for so long that the Tiara is now one of my facebook ads!
Alexandra says
Love your recap! I've been blog-stalking you so much that the Tiara wedge is now one of my facebook ads!
Lauren says
Love love love your update! I work in marketing and social media and the social media guy drive me insane! I wanted to put Zak on the cover of a harlequin novel. And I thought you'd appreciate knowing that Selma and her girls were in US Weekly this week for top beach bodies along with some other bachelor and bachelorette contestants including Lindsay!
aprilparrish says
First and foremost I miss SEAN toooooooo!!!! Monday nights just aren't the same!!!! 🙁
Next, OMG on the haters!!! Some people just don't have anything better to do! I LOVE your recaps and I also agree with Shelli, it would be awesome to watch the Bachelor with you. Ssshhhh! Don't tell my hubby I said that because we always watch it together-it's just our thing!!!! 🙂
Now the Jonathon dude from I'm ashamed to say N.C. Personally I thought Des over reacted just a little with his card getting out of the limo, but he should've just dropped it and used his time with her a little better next time around. I commend her for kicking him out when he continued with his fantasy suite ideas. He seems like a pretty cocky lawyer! Guess he thought he was in the court room!
Oh, by the way since the purchase of the putty wedges I've had to purchase my 5 year old wedges. She loves mine so much. She graduates from kindergarten tomorrow and I asked her what she wanted for her graduation and that is what my sweet girl asked for- Wedges!!! So of course we went shopping and found some cute ones at Target! 😉
Michelle Bacot says
#lovethatyouspelledouthumuhnuhhumuhnuh Great post! Love your blog! Just ordered my Callisto wedges, and I am SO excited to own my first wedges in about a bizillion years.
Jaren says
So funny! Definitely agree with you about Bryden needing spiky hair!
Anonymous says
Hilarious! #don'tcryyou'llrust. Bahahaha!
kelly says
Girls Just Want to have Fun was my favorite movie growing up!! I always wanted to be a regular on Dance TV haha!
Little Spaz says
You've inspired me to try and start blogging for fun myself. Thanks for being such a great example! http://thebacheloretterecap.blogspot.com/
Nancy says
Very funny blog! The hashtags were hilarious!
Nancy says
Loved the blog! The hashtags were hilarious!
Krista says
I love that you continue to recap the Bachelorette. I too was not impressed with the boy-pickings for Des. Hopefully, a man will begin to shine through all the crazy!
I have a request. I like heels and wedges (yes I own several pairs), but I love wearing flats for my job. I've been searching high and low for a perfect nude flat. Somebody stole them all, but I thought if anyone could find them, Sheaffer could. Would you be so kind as to help a girl out??
Anonymous says
Actually I think the hashtag guy said #shrinkage about Zak in the pool!