#3 and #4 FAVORITES of 2013!

Now let’s think what it feels like to be dumped by a boy on national t.v.
I don’t know what that feels like per se, but I’m thinking it would be muy no bueno.

Humor me and let’s keep going with this same train of thought.

 Think how we feel when we know we are going to see that boy for the first time after the break up.
Only ONE thing matters.
It is of utmost importance to look SMOKIN’ HOT.
Am I right ladies?

Now imagine if you are going to see that boy on NATIONAL t.v. for the first time.
Yeah.
Give that a minute to sink in.

I don’t know about you, but I would be buffed and scrubbed like you wouldn’t believe.
I would be spray tanned, I would probably have hair extensions,
and I can GUARANTEE you I would be STARVING.
Why starving?
Well, a couple of reasons:
1)  When I’m nervous, I have no appetite.
2)  There is no better revenge from a break up than a rockin’ bod.

That being said, I also want to mention how I thought Sean did a fantastic job last night.
It would be SO hard to face a room of women like that,
and I believe he did so with grace, patience, and kindness.

 Now let’s get on with the recap.

First off,  we see Chris Harrison and Sean crash some parties.
The crazy Delta Gammas chant “take it off”, and he obliges.
All of the cell phones in this pic make laugh so hard!

Shay (his sister) tweets this:

That makes me smile. 🙂 
 
I’m ALWAYS a fan of Chris Harrison.  ALWAYS.
But let me just say before we really get going here that I believe he does his finest work on the Women Tell All specials.
He asks GREAT questions and is able to make people squirm,
but he manages to be kind while doing so.
He has a gift.
Chris went to my high school.
 I never knew him (he is a little bit older than me), but he is a fellow LH grad!
Chris!  Throw a little Wildcat love my way!!!!!
Seniors! Yeah! Let’s hear it, Yeah! Wildcat spirit!
No?
Whatever.

Okay, time to welcome the ladies!
And just as suspected…the girls are lookin’ FINE.

I think all of the girls look fabulous.
But I thought Lesley looked especially awesome.

 Loved the color of her dress and how she styled it with green earrings!
In fact, she was wearing my new favorite earrings that I got a couple of weeks ago.

 You can buy them for yourself, and you totally should.  Click HERE to do so.
I promise you, they will be your favorite earrings OF ALL TIMES.

AshLee looked great too (more on that later), Sarah showed us that she is beautiful inside and out
and Selma looked pretty as always….
but I was left to wonder why Selma chose not to wear a plunging neckline.
I’m going to blame her mother.

Chris starts out by uniting the girls by having them all talk about how they all hate Tierra.
I get warm fuzzies.
He then lets everybody know that Tierra is coming out and says,
 “Who knows how this is going to turn out or if it is even a good idea?!?”
Um.  We know it’s gonna be a train wreck, and we are TOTALLY on board Chris.
ALL. ABOARD.

Then they cut to a backstage shot of Tierra manually applying
what I can only imagine is some sparkle.

And let’s all just say it together,
WHAT IS SHE WEARING?

There is no arguing that Tierra is a super pretty girl (on the outside, ahem),
but I’m afraid a couple of the other girls got Tierra’s share of the make-up.

I mean seriously.
I’m guessing that Tierra was all set to play the victim, and she thought
she would look more victim-like after spending no time in the make-up
chair.
Listen. Even victims should have enough time to swipe on a little lip gloss.
And Tierra!  You are NOT the victim here.
Unless of course we are going to play the angle that you fell victim to fashion, because then YES,
you are a victim.
@Possessionista tweeted this:

Tierra is the physical embodiment of “I didn’t come here to make friends.”
Oh Tierra.
We get that.
Put it on a bumper sticker, tattoo it across your forehead, and
WRITE IT ACROSS YOUR FREAKIN LITTLE MISS NEVADA PAGEANT SASH.
 My goodness, I need to calm down.
I apologize for getting all worked up.

Harrison asks Tierra if there is anything she would like to apologize for. 
All of the girls lean in and wait with baited breath.
 Crickets.
And then true to form, she says:
“Off the top of my head….No.”
“There’s nothing I said bad about them and If I did, bring it to my attention and give me an example.”
Um. Okay.
I know that Little Miss Nevada is apparently super forgetful,
but she does know that the show was taped right?
Tierra, here is the clip of you saying
“Grow up or I’m gonna beat the s*&% out of you b&#^$%@.”…
or as I like to call it, Exhibit A.

Thank you Your Honor.
I rest my case.

Chris then enters into a conversation with Tierra about her sparkle.
Oh boy, here we go.
She says, “It’s difficult for me because I light up a room.  I bring so much joy.”
Yes, she actually said that. 
Like she actually said those exact words.
And I’m telling you, I lost all control of MY eyebrows at that point.

 Our Master of Ceremonies then talks about Tierra’s engagement and very genuinely asks
“How did this happen?”
This is why I love him.

On a sidenote, who is this girl and why was she sticking up for Tierra?

It’s time to talk to Sarah, and I think you could hear people all over the world say “Awwwwwwww!”
I mean, what a CLASS ACT.
Chris asks Sarah if she thought Sean could have been the one and she says
“I thought he could have been for sure.” That was the sweetest line of the show.

Shay wrote HERE yesterday how she wanted to just invite Sarah over to her house,
 cook for her, and hug her.
Shay, invite me please!
I want to hug sweet Sarah too (and I would totally call her Sweet Sarah).
 I want to put Sweet Sarah in my lap and rock her, stroke her hair, and
tell her that any guy would be LUCKY to call her his wife.
And after I do that, I want her to let me play in her closet.
The girl has a great sense of style.
And let’s just take a minute to study this next picture.
I know it seems like a weird picture to post,
but this girl is GORGEOUS and her make-up is FLAWLESS.

Desiree sits down on the couch with Chris.
And I’m thinking America loves her just as much as they love Sarah.
I’m also thinking THAT is the dress that Selma should have been wearing.

Chris does a little intro for Des and says “….and then there was the hometown”.
What he should have said was “…and then there was that time when your
gangster brother single-handedly ruined your chance with Sean.”
I’m thinking (along with the rest of blog land and twitter world) that Des might be the next Bachelorette.
I would watch that.
(Who are we kidding, I would watch no matter who it was.)

 Sean comes out and sits down with AshLee.

She kept saying that Sean had told her that he had “nothing” with the other two girls.
Um, no she dih-unt!

I will say this, your hair has never looked better sister.
I now have a total hair crush on you.  You are right up there with Giuliana Rancic.

And Sean, high five to you for noticing her hair.
Just another example of how his mama raised him right.  😉

And if you are wondering why Sean sent AshLee packing if she had in fact initially been the
“front-runner” as he claimed?  Well…here’s the reason….
Sean admits to AshLee that he sometimes found it difficult to “find the
laughter” with her, and I think that statement was incredibly revealing.

That was code for the fact that he was scared to death about a future of
perfectly organized sock drawers, a land where one dirty dish in the
sink could be grounds for no “extra-curricular” activities for a week,
and the fact that every single thing in his home was going to be marked
by a label maker.
It’s okay Sean.
We get it.

All right, the show is over, and everybody is still alive.
Whew.

But before they go, Team Bachelor teases the mystery letter on the final episode one more time,
and @the courtneykerr tweets this:

 So. Funny.

But listen, I’ve got a HUGE spoiler alert.
Shay did not write him a letter.
I actually know who the letter is from and what it is about.
You are never going to believe it.
This is some seriously exclusive behind the scenes stuff right here people.
The letter says this:

I know.
Shocking.