Like FOR REAL nervous.
Butterflies nervous.
Sweaty palms nervous.
Like somebody pass me the Imodium nervous.
I do NOT enjoy conflict.
And I get extremely uncomfortable seeing people go after each other.
And I REALLY hate seeing people upset.
#ineedamoodstabilizer
Luckily Harrison knew just what I needed, and before we jumped into the crazy and the conflict, we got to watch him and Prince Farming crash some Bachelor watching parties.
It was all cute and fun (ladies in the great state of Iowa really love to watch The Bachelor…and eat corn themed foods…..and drink….), and my butterflies started to disappear.
But then they got to one particular party. And OH MY.
These girls were like 136 sheets to the wind.
And it was HILARIOUS.
Look at this one girl who wanted to try her hand at the run and jump maneuver.
I gave it a solid 9.5
Good leg height, and an extra 1/2 point for being barefoot.
Plus, sister was D.R.U.N.K., so I tacked on an extra full point for the fact that she could actually still run and jump, because just standing upright was actually quite impressive.
But soon my carefree happiness at watching these girls lose their minds over Prince Farming turned to a mama like concern. I started worrying about things like somebody cutting themselves on one of the many shot glasses that shattered.
And I actually had a fleeting thought that this one girl might come away with alcohol poisoning.
PUT THE JACK DOWN GIRL.
Yeah.
Apparently I’m still a bundle of nerves.
#moodstabilizerstat
Okay, so before we start the official recap, let me say two things.
1)
If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, this is where Harrison SHINES.
He has awesome timing, and his dramatic pauses should earn him a big fat bonus.
2)
If blog and instagram comments are the barometer for how passionate people are about being on Team Carly or Team Britt, then WHOAH at the passion.
#moodstabilizersallaround
People have VERY strong opinions.
So, LET THE RECORD SHOW, that I am sure that both Carly and Britt are wonderful people.
They are good girls that both seem to have a good head on their shoulders, and I don’t doubt that they are great people….great friends….great daughters…and will make somebody a great wife someday.
That being said, I am choosing to remain on #teamcarly.
Like I’m the VP of #teamcarly.
If you’re on #teambrit that’s totally fine. Britt is a lovely girl. And her lipstick application is enviable. I’m just not on her team.
But we can still be friends.
M’kay?
Let’s get this party train to Crazy Town started and do our best to keep it on the rails.
Best dressed automatically goes to #crazyeyes. Who woulda thunk it?
And I need to applaud Kaitlyn for having the guts to wear a
white TWO PIECE outfit on National T.V.
WHILE SITTING DOWN.
That takes courage. Kaitlyn will go far in life with that type of gumption.
Sidebar: Did anybody else have a flashback to the two piece leather outfit in Can’t Buy Me Love?
Man, I wanted to be this girl soooo badly!
I don’t remember the girl’s name in the movie, but I wanted to jump on the back of McDreamy’s lawnmower and drive into the sunset with him.
Moving on.
Chris introduces the women, and I immediately don’t recognize two of them.
Nikki WHO? Trina WHO?
And let’s all take note:
Kelsey got like 2 claps, Britt was already pearl clutching and making her bottom lip tremble even just when her name was being announced, and Carly got the second loudest cheers (next to Kaitlyn).
After the introductions, Harrison rolls a little summary of the season.
The montage ends with the clip of Carly saying that Britt “now knows what it’s like to be a normal person.” and asking “How’s it feel?”
And Britt is already “crying”.
WHOAH.
Slow down Britt.
We’ve got almost 2 more hours to go.
Pace yourself.
Harrison asks Britt what she thinks and she opens up to Carly with “Why did you pretend to be my friend the whole time?”
Carly answers with a simple “I didn’t.”
Fair enough.
Carly then goes on to say, “You don’t want to create drama in the house where there doesn’t need to be drama in the house.” And “it wasn’t about you and me…it was about Chris.”
Britt gets called up to the stage by Harrison, and she’s continuing to “cry”.
I’m using the word loosely hear because I’ve actually yet to see any tears.
Her eyeballs are moist.
#whohatesthewordmoist
#ido
But no matter where your loyalties lie, I think we can all agree that the girl’s lipstick is FLAWLESS.
All the girls start trying to pipe in, and then Jillian starts going BANANAS defending Britt.
Um, I think that’s what some would call ROID RAGE.
Harrison calls her out, he actually whistles to get her attention, and is like “Uh- Jillian, you are a little jacked up right now.” That’s a direct quote by the way.
As they go to their first commercial break, it’s possible that my eyes are rolling back into my head as I’m watching Britt.
Shaky voice. CHECK.
Quivering lip. CHECK.
Hands thrown on head in wreckless abandon. CHECK.
Actual tears. Not a one in sight.
But again. Lipstick is flawless.
We come back from commercial, and Carly starts pleading her case.
And I feel like she’s doing a fine job explaining her side of the story, and Britt is about to lose her mind. People are interrupting each other, talking over each other, and I’m having a hard time following what is actually going on.
HARRISON!
INTERVENE!
Here’s what I think about the Britt and Carly thing.
Britt was clearly falling for Chris.
From my perspective (who knows if it’s the right perspective due to all of the crafty editing), she did present herself one way to Chris as she was saying other things to the girls.
BUT, I think it’s FINE if she didn’t want to have kids right away (smart actually), and it was of course also MORE THAN FINE that she was questioning if she could live in Arlington.
I also think it was FINE that Carly called out the different perspectives on Britt that she and the other girls were noticing to Chris.
And I tended to enjoy Carly’s take on things.
Clearly, we are all going to disagree on this topic….but both girls have valid points.
#let’sjustagreetodisagree
Okay, back from the commercial, and now we are seeing actual tears from Britt.
She is confiding in Harrison during a break (lucky for us it’s caught on camera!) and telling him that she really thinks she could have ended up with Chris if it hadn’t been for Carly.
Blah, Blah, Blah.
What’s important here is that I have an epiphany at this exact moment. There’s an audience shot, and that’s when I decide that it’s going to be a goal of mine to be at a future Women Tell All taping.
I BELONG THERE, no?
It’s Kelsey time. And it’s AMAZING.
Production throws together some of Kelsey’s “best” moments of the season, and the girls and Kelsey just watch. And it showed her bone chilling “I know what you did” again.
And I’m telling you, it’s the stuff nightmares are made of.
The montage ends with all of the girls jumping on the couch and popping the champagne when she left. Nobody says anything.
Crickets.
Harrison just sits their stoic. In complete silence.
Kelsey pipes up and just says “I’m feeling betrayed.” and that she’s “grieving all over again”.
She asks for a tissue.
Harrison gives her his handkerchief, and she wipes her snot on it.
To be fair, IF THEY JUST HAD A TISSUE SHE WOULD HAVE USED THAT!
What is it with The Bachelor people? What do they have against Kleenex?
And then this girl wanted her thoughts about Kelsey to be known.
And again I’m like WHO ARE YOU?
#seriously,whoistrina?
Kelsey brings up the fact that maybe girls didn’t like her because she “used big words”.
GAG ME WITH A SPOON Kelsey.
PUH-LEEZ.
Harrison asks Kelsey if she would like to say anything to the girls.
She asks for forgiveness, and this is #virgininabottle’s reaction.
I kind of want it on a t-shirt. Andrea, can you make that happen?
Somebody needs to caption this shot for me. Please, sound off in the comments with your thoughts!
Keep it clean please!
Harrison totally calls Kelsey out about her saying it was an “amazing story”.
wasn’t just about WHAT she said, but HOW she said it.
In summary, #krazyinakardikelsey is in fact a strange bird.
However, I do believe she had a husband, and I do believe he died unexpectedly. And I do think her story is incredibly sad.
I also believe that she lacks social skills and awareness.
Now it’s #crazyeyes time.
And you think you’ve seen her crazy before.
But you’re wrong.
Because the girl is CUH-RUH-A-ZY.
Her make-up however is ON POINT. Her dress is slammin’. And I love her earrings.
During the montage of ol’ #crazyeyes, it shows a clip of Kaitlyn acting like Ashley.
Kaitlyn says “Hey, my name is Ashley S. I’m blonde, and I like dogs and ponies and I’m effing CRAZY.” (And imagine “effing crazy” being said in a pyschotic demon voice. It was hilarious).
LOL at the screen-in-screen shot of Kaitlyn seeing herself saying that.
This might be my favorite moment of the whole season.
When Harrison asks Ashley who the real Ashley S. is, she says, “I like to ride bikes. This is me.”
Um, okay.
And then Harrison goes off the cuff , says he’s probably over-stepping his bounds and that he shouldn’t do this…and I’m waiting with baited breath…..He says “I have a question for you”.
And I honest to heavens think he’s about to ask her for her dealer’s pharmacist’s number in a “I”ll have what she’s having” moment.
But instead, he says “Please, I’m begging you, join us in Bachelor in Paradise?!?”
The crowd erupts into cheers and a “do it! do it! do it!” chant.
She completely ignores his question, looks around with wide eyes, and simply says “It’s so weird that we’re on t.v.”
“Weird” doesn’t even begin to describe in Ashley.
I do hope she brings the crazy to Bachelor in Paradise.
And I want to know what teeth whitening products she uses because the girl has a killer smile.
Next up, Harrison talks to Jade.
Jade felt like Chris wasn’t honest with her about his feelings about her nude pictorial, and she is nervously awaiting her time to ask him about it.
Then Harrison talks to Kaitlyn.
Kaitlyn says she’s never been more nervous in her life, but she too wants to confront Chris and has some questions of her own.
Now it’s time to welcome our favorite farmer to the stage.
Britt asks to come up to talk to him, and on her way to the couch she engages him in a hug that I swear lasts at least 7 minutes.
They Hug.
And Hug.
And Hug.
And Hug.
And Hug.
And Hug.
Shall I go on?
IT. WAS. AWKWARD.
Britt then tells Chris that she’s not mad at him, and that she totally understands why he believed Carly because she too had in fact been “duped” by her.
Prince Farming set her straight and told her that Carly wasn’t the reason he let her go.
It is here that he tries politely reminding her that she went off her rocker on that group date where Kaitlyn got the rose and that he wasn’t a fan of her needy behavior.
She says that makes her feel better, but she was lying.
Jade gets her chance to talk to Chris and he stands by the fact that YES, looking at the nudie pics of her was in fact awkward.
Young girls who are reading this today. Let this be a lesson to you.
Keep your clothes on.
Kaitlyn gets her chance to talk to our Prince, but he can’t really give a good answer to her “Why didn’t you give me a heads up?” question.
I’m thinking she is being groomed to be the next Bachelorette.
If I can’t have Carly, Kaitlyn will do. 🙂
They show some bloopers (I always love a blooper reel), and then they show some clips of next weeks show. I would talk about what’s to come, but I simply don’t have the energy.
Remember, If you’ve missed any of the prior recaps, click HERE to catch up!
There have been some DOOZIES!
And as always, a little shopping before you go!
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For size reference, I’m wearing a small.
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Find the initial necklaces HERE (you really need to click to see the close up picture)! These would make an awesome gift!
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See you back here on Friday!
I’ll be talking about my favorite shoes for SPRING!
xoxo,
Sheaffer 🙂
Mix and Match Mama says
Two things: The Can't Buy Me Love reference was brilliant. I love that movie. You should come over this afternoon, we should pop some popcorn and watch it together :). Second, you're exactly right…Tell All shows is where Chris Harrison does his best work! He is so quick!
Alyssa says
Schaefer, Your bachelor updates are the best! The Can't Buy Me Love reference hit the nail on the head. I too was obsessed with Cindy Mancini and her convertible VW cabriolet!! Haha
Erika Slaughter says
Whew!!! What a show that was! I did think Farmer Chris had to have a lot of AWKWARD conversations live in front of all of us. Usually there's only one woman scorned with questions! #virgininabottles face…hahahahaha!
Jenny says
So fun fact about the party that the Chrises crashed that you took the screen shot of: the beginning parties were actually all in L.A., and that particular party were a bunch of Ellen show staffers. Ellen actually featured the clips from that party again on her show Monday or yesterday (don't know–caught up on them last night). And also described the girl with the running jump as her "producer that she used to have respect for" and after the clip mentioned how funny it was that that producer had "the flu" last Tuesday. Bahaha. Sounds like it wasn't set up that it happened to be Ellen staffers that they crashed, but funny none-the-less. In the run and jump girl's defense–she did look thoroughly embarrassed after being called out by her boss.
Also, I'm totally with you as #teamcarly, BUT 200% behind Kaitlyn as next bachelorette. I may not watch if it is anyone else….oh who am I kidding? I'll still watch… 🙂 LOVE your recaps, I'm going to miss them now until the next season!!
Narci says
Really, SO funny. My favorite part was Kaitlyn pretending to be Ashley! Haha! Great job, Sheaffer!!
Anonymous says
I am totally #teamcarly! Britt further proved Carly's point when she was talking to Prince Farming. When she talked to Harrison she said she thought Carly's comment was the reason she didn't get a rose. Yet when P. Farming told her that wasn't the reason she said something along the lines of nothing thinking he was small minded enough to send her home over Carly's comment. She flip flops all the time! I really hope she isn't the next Bachelorette. #kaitlyn4bachelorette
sasch says
EXACTLY! !!!!!!! that was a real-live flip flop! #teamcarly
Laura says
"Jillian, you're a little jacked up right now" was by far the best line of the night!
CRB says
Cindy Mancini…didn't we ALL want to be her 🙂
Liz says
Love your re-caps!! I don't think Ashley S. is crazy, I think she's brilliant! ? My guess is that she is normal and very funny and friends bet her to go on the show and act crazy and stay "in character" the entire time. At least that is what I hope, and if that scenario is correct, it makes me like her that much more!
Anonymous says
I was thinking the SAME thing!!!
Anonymous says
100% agree. And it's awesome.
Lynn Elliott says
My boyfriend watches with me (in exchange for me suffering through football) and he agrees. CRAZY LIKE A FOX is how he described Ashley S. Personally, being a paramedic, it's REALLY hard for me to not say DRUGS, people, she's on DRUGS!
Anonymous says
After watching the tell-all, I now don't think Ashley S. is crazy. She actually seemed normal and staying in character to go along with what appeared to be highly scripted dialogue.
Jenny Morgan says
I am dying!!!! Like for reals, dying! This is the best re-caps yet! ROID RAGE is hysterical! I definitely thought Hulk green was starting to show up and her clothes were going to be ripped off her body now prompting an even larger black bar. I also didn't recognize Nikki & Trina–were they even on this season?!? 🙂 I haven't watched Bachelor in Paradise but rest assured if #crazyeyes is on, I will be glued to the tube to see what kind of nuttiness will ensue! Happy Wednesday!
Crystal @EatDrinkCLE says
Omg – yes to everything! The show is awesome but these recaps are PRICELESS!
Anonymous says
Sheaffer, if you don't belong in the Tell All Audience, I don't know who does! I come to PTMT for the fashion, but I stay for the Bachelor recaps–and I don't even watch the show! –Molly
She's a big star says
Sheaffer, listen… I'm officially to the point where I didn't even watch this episode. I went to turn the TV and then thought 'no way am I going to spend 3 hours like this, Sheaffer totally has me covered with the recap!'… so THANK YOU for that! Love love love these posts!!
Ali G. says
ROID RAGE = best line of the whole recap! So funny. I'm Team Carly all the way, what she said, her facial expressions, her look, all of it!
Lynn {A Taste of Country} says
One things that really bugs me about Britt's drama…did she forget that she decided to leave on her own free will??? She was going to walk out BEFORE Chris had a chance to NOT give her a rose! Don't blame Carly; Britt gave up on her own when Chris gave Kaitlyn the group date rose instead of her!
Candice says
If you're an Ellen fan you should know that the group of ladies you talked about is part of her staff!! I think it's great!! They played the clip on the Ellen show and the drunk and hug jump girl was mortified! HAHA… I read your recaps every week even after obsessively watching every Monday night. They are… AWESOME. And um yea, #teamcarlyfasho.
Sara Laverty says
I cried laughing at those parties and when homegirl got called OUT by Ellen for calling in the next day with "the flu". HAHAHAHAHA
Queen In Between says
Can't Buy Me Love…Oh how I loved that movie..feeling my age but that outfit was on point! As always thanks for the recap!
Anonymous says
Great recaps! I wish Chris would have asked ROID RAGE about the constant use of the black bar. Wasn't she embarrassed about that?
Melissa Hill says
What chu talkin about Willis???
Can't Buy Me Love one of the best movies EVER!!
Mandy says
Yes, you deserve a seat at a live bachelor event!! And maybe a drawing for a loyal PTTMT fan to accompany you??
Rebecca Jo says
Yep – Team Carly ALL THE WAY!!!
Anonymous says
1. I love your recaps! Recaps are the only reason I watch this show!!
2. Why do these girls place all blame on what they see on the show. Do they not know about producers editing? I am not Team Kelsey, but I think Kelsey really missed her chance to talk about how she could have got a bad edit.
Gwen L. says
Love your recaps! It seems like casting isn't even trying anymore. It used to be a few crazies mixed in there with a group of somewhat stable women, but now it seems like the poor guys have to wade through crazy to find the few who won't end up breaking into his house and sniffing his dirty shirts after the show is over.
Anonymous says
I totally said to my sister that Kaitlyns outfit was SO Cindy Mancini!! Hilarious! And the "ROID RAGE" comment had me LOL at my desk today at work! Thanks for taking the time to write up these recaps! You should definitely have Sean Lowe pull some strings for you to get in that audience!! That would be epic!!
Janet says
Recap was on point! Team Carly here too.
Hanging with the Hirsts says
Your recap is such a riot!! I'm going to be so sad when the Bachelor is over because now I can't read them!
Janna says
Just wanted to say that I totally love your Bachelor/Bachelorette recaps! SO funny! I'm not really a "Team Carly" person though. She always had so many negative things to say about people behind their backs and I don't think that's classy at all. That being said, I'm not exactly a "Team Britt" person either, even though they never showed clips of her talking negatively behind people's backs. She used her beauty and charm to sort of bump everyone else out of the way, assuming that she was definitely going to "win." I think that's why she had such a hard time coping with him rejecting her. She's probably not used to that. I second-guess anyone who would be willing to go on these shows, simply because they already KNOW how it goes… that the Bachelor/Bachelorette kisses everyone else and falls for everyone else. No one should ever assume they've got it in the bag. I do like the two women left that Chris has to choose from. Both are classy girls who have not been negative. I've heard that Whitney "wins" and I am happy about that, if it's true. She seems genuinely in love with him and a good fit. I definitely think they could make it work. (Even though the success rate for the Bachelor/Bachelorette shows is dismally low.)
Anonymous says
Kelsey just has a poor personality. She is awkward and doesn't really know how to fit in properly. I don't really think she's a bad person – just not a good "people-person" .Next up I definitely would like Britt to be the next Bachelorette. I am not sure why people don't like her? Because she said her thoughts out loud and then had a change of heart?? Or because she wore makeup to bed? Well take a look at Carly. She is wearing makeup to bed also. I am team Brit for the Bachelorette. However if she is not the Bachelorette I would then vote for Carly. Because even though Carley was so nasty jealous and two-faced about Britt, she also was entertaining. I AM NOT interested in Kaitlin. She is too crude.
My thoughts on chris… he's not a fave of mine cause the minute conflict comes up, he kicks the girls off.
Thanks for your funny take on these posts. They're great!
Anonymous says
Did you see a screenshot from your blog on today's Reality Steve blog post??! I noticed!
Anonymous says
That's how I found this blog! I'm so glad because it's hilarious.
The only criticism I have is that she misused some words, like hear vs. here and brake vs. break.
Sheaffer says
Dangit! I actually do this quite frequently (I swear something is wired wrong in my brain!), but I usually catch them in a proof read. I went back through and found the "brake" error, but I couldn't find the "hear" error. If you know exactly where it is, please let me know! I would love to fix it!
Thanks, Sheaffer 🙂
Dana VM says
I have two Masters Degrees and have never noticed this. You are pure perfection! This isn't an academic journal- it's light, fun, and all star! Thanks for being a bright spot in my week! And keeping me fashionable!
Anonymous says
I noticed it as well and all I thought is "sheaffer is probably one of those math geniuses who can't be bothered with pithy details." I think you're just terrific 🙂
Sheaffer says
Thanks Dana! I really have joked with my friends and family before that my brain short circuits on things like this. And to the last anonymous commenter…"math genius" made me laugh! Um, no. Not a math genius. I wish! Thanks for being sweet girls! xoxo, Sheaffer 🙂
Angela Ellingson says
I don't read realitysteve.com much anymore, but that is how I found Shay over two years ago (when he linked to her) and I'm so grateful. I've seriously read her blog every day since then and I wish we were real life besties! 😉 And of course she is how I found you! You all have such a great group of friends. What a blessing.
Corner of Sass and Snark says
I get it now. This is why (you crazy) people watch the Bachelor. It isn't because you believe in the whole finding love on tv mushy mush, but it's to see the whackadoo women act like crazies. AmIRight?????
Don't watch, as you can tell, but loved this review. Hilarious.
Chic Coastal Living says
That was a fun show!!! Can't wait till next Monday!
golfwidow says
Brit photo caption: #whatchutalkinboutKelsey
Celyn PS says
This is so fun!
styleandchocolates
Claire says
I am #teamcarly all the way! I do think she got a little mean towards the end but I don't feel like that makes her a terrible person. Britt on the other hand seems so untrustworthy. You could see her turn it on when she was around Chris. And I'm so glad she finally scrunched her face up enough to get some tears out. If she is the bachelorette I will not be watching.
Anonymous says
I agree that my favorite part was Kaitlyn's screen-in-screen! Her impersonation was awesome but her reaction to seeing herself was Hilarious!
And who knew Ashley crazy eyes could look so good?! Not a Carly fan, never fond of the girl who is ALWAYS talking about other people behind their backs.
Oh! And I didn't see the "hear" error either. Thank you so much for doing the recaps!!
Elaine Welte says
I am definitely on Team Carly!!!! Oh my gosh, I kind of felt like I was totally alone after watching it Monday night, and now I'm relieved to see that I'm not the only one loving Carly! Cannot wait for Crazy Eyes to be on Bachelor in Paradise! I might actually watch! And yes, she was totally the best dressed there. How crazy is that!
Anonymous says
Cindy Mancini was her name from "Can't Buy Me Love."
The caption–"ain't nobody got time for that."
Alison H.
Gucci Girl says
Two things:
1. I would like to start a petition to create an emoji of #virgininabottle's face. I need it in my life! Who's with me?!
2. I STILL want to be Cindy Mancini. A convertible VW? I mean, come on.
Xoxo – Amber G
Anonymous says
#teamcarly all the way. Does Britt not remember that she went home not because of Carly but because she went psycho when Chris gave the rose to Kaitlyn on the group date?! Oh, and I'd ride that lawnmower with #RonaldMiller too.
Anonymous says
"I want it on a t shirt"!!!! OMG when I scrolled down after that comment I burst out laughing. That facial expression is hysterical. I really do love your recaps. While I'm watching the show I'm also thinking about you taking notes and doing the recap for us. It's something I really look forward too 🙂
Maureen from New York
Abby says
I read this recap yesterday and had to come back for a good laugh again this morning 🙂 SO many good lines – roid rage was what I was totally thinking when #blackbox was going off. And Crazy eyes, oh my! Britt was annoying. I also noticed that she wasn't crying any tears in the beginning, but certainly seemed to be trying to make herself cry. #Virgininabottle's face, epic! My caption for it would be "Do you smell that BS?" Can't wait for Monday night and your recap next week!
Lynn Elliott says
OMG, funniest bachelor blog I've ever read. 1st. I'm in love with Harrison and love how he maintains a straight face all the time. 2nd.I'm still laughing about last week's "Highlighter yellow maxi dress" comment, never mind all the others. You slay me and I know humor, I published a book about it. Keep writing.
Sheaffer says
Hi Lynn! You published a book!?!? DO TELL!!!!!!
xoxo,
Sheaffer 🙂
Amanda V. says
This blog might be the best thing on the internet. The picture of #virgininabottle is JUST ABOUT the most hilarious still shot from an episode I have ever seen!
Onto the ladies…..
Britt. No, thank you.
Carly. I think she got over-defensive because that's how you get when someone who makes your blood boil is trying to make people feel bad for her. I've known one of those people. And I wanted to literally just scream as loud as I could anytime she would speak so others didn't have to endure the lies.
Kelsey. How does she not understand how people don't like her? She's clearly the smartest woman alive. She SHOULD be able to figure those things out…. #amirite
#virgininabottle has become one of my faves. She's gorgeous, albeit a little flighty at times, but I just like her. I can't help it. Also, that face.
Kaitlyn is my pick for Bachelorette. She would be great! It would definitely make for a funny season, that's for sure!
Either way, I'll be watching and reading your blogs!
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Leslie Roberts Clingan says
Ashley's expression = constipation or labor
Anonymous says
On another post you mentioned that there was a typo that you couldn't find…it was the word "hear" instead of "here." It is on this page and the paragraph starts with: "Britt gets called up to the stage by Harrison, and she's continuing to "cry".
I'm using the word loosely hear because I've actually yet to see any tears." This is the sentence with the incorrect spelling of here used.