There’s been MUCH ADO, lots of hoopla, and some serious fanfare regarding
the fantasy suite dates.
WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?
WHAT DID HUHWAHN PABLO DO?
WHY ARE PEOPLE CRYING?!?
Well, in true Bachelor form, I’m afraid it was much ado about NOTHING.
Nothing earth shattering happened.
Here’s the Cliff’s Notes version:
Andi realized she didn’t like Huhwahn basically because he didn’t try to get to know her,
and Huhwahn was “okay” with that.
I seriously contemplated having the above summary stand alone as my entire recap, but I persevered.
If there are large gaping holes of drama that I missed, that could be due to the fact that
I fell asleep around 13 different times during the episode. Allegedly.
Partly because I was bored, but mainly because I WAS JUST THAT TIRED.
Only a couple of more episodes to go and we can do this.
Just stay with me people.
I will say this, even though I have been less than enthused about this entire season, I am SERIOUSLY PUMPED about The Women Tell All.
I’m guessing it’s going to get CUH-RAZY up in there.
Fantasy Suite Date #1: Clare
Let the record show that I wanted to take a blunt object, any blunt object would have done just fine, and rupture my own eardrum.
Hearing both of them talk is too much for me to bare.
I think they feed off of each other.
I had a good friend (Hi Lynne!) that when she was pregnant, the sound of a girl’s voice that she worked with actually made her nauseous.
Like it actually made her physically nauseous.
Like she would actually want to puke when she heard her voice.
If Lynne were with child right now, I’m guessing Clare would make her lose her mind.
And her lunch.
The worst part about the voices is that:
MUTING THE TELEVISION WON’T HELP.
Because in addition to the voice, there’s also the duck face that now seems to be plastered
on at all times.
Exhibit A Your Honor.
I can’t even.
They hop on a small boat, get shuttled to a yacht, make out on the yacht, and then jump into the ocean and make out some more.
They walk down a beach.
Kissing, duck faces, baby talk, and face caressing ensues.
They head to dinner.
More baby talk. More making out. More face caressing.
Lots AND LOTS more duck faces.
Clare shares with Huhwahn that she’s ready to be a step-mom.
And then there’s more face touching.
STOP TOUCHING HER FACE!
Clare says “I want to have babies with this man. I want to marry this man.”
First comes love, then comes marriage, THEN comes Clare Pablo in the baby carriage.
When he presents her with the fantasy suite card, her PTSD from Nam kicks in, and she is going back and forth on if she should take him up on the fantasy suite or not.
Well, she does.
And I’m sure they do. It.
What happens in the fantasy suite stays in the fantasy suite.
Just ask Andi.
Fantasy Suite Date #2: Andi
They walk down the beach, they meet some local kids, and then they play a game of soccer.
They hop in a dune buggy, drive to a forest, and then make out under a waterfall. Again.
And Andi is showing a 1 piece swimsuit WHO IS BOSS. Again.
Click HERE for 1 piece suits from Nordstrom.
And look at THIS one from Target. This one screams for Andi!
But let’s take a closer look.
Look! There’s the gold MK watch I’ve been drooling over!
I’m worried about it.
Here are some of my favorite Gold MK watches out right now.
My silver MK watch has bling on it, but I like the gold watches that are just plain and simple!
This one definitely has the biggest face, and that’s what I love about Andi’s.
Fantasy Suite Date #3: Nikki
Here’s the deal. I just don’t have it in me to talk about this date.
They ride a horse.
She wears a fringe bikini.
She tells him she loves him.
Here she is in her fringe bikini.
I wasn’t really sure about Nikki’s fringe bikini. She has a stellar body, but the bikini seemed a bit ill-fitting. I thought she might unintentionally pull a Janet Jackson.
I do like the fringe look, I just think something was a bit off.
Click HERE for fringe suit options from Nordstrom.
OKAY. ALL THE FANTASY SUITE DATES ARE COMPLETED.
Harrison sits down with Huhwhan and tries to get him to clarify himself.
He gets nowhere.
Thanks for trying though Chris. You really took one for the team.
(If we think it’s tough for us right now, just imagine how tough it is for Chris Harrison. Do you think his super obvious hatred for Huhwahn is why he’s been missing so much this season? Maybe he’s like, “Nope. Not filming with that dude again.”
(By the way, I thought of a lot more terms for Huhwahn than “dude”. But I like to try to maintain a certain amount of class on this blog :), so “dude” it is.)
Andi breaks it down for Huhwahn and tells him that after the fantasy suites she knows that she doesn’t love him currently and she knows she will never love him in the future.
Huhwahn says “okay”.
And this angers Andi.
She keeps trying to make him understand how she feels she’s been wronged.
And he’s all “okay”.
And she says all “STOP SAYING OKAY! THAT’S SO ANNOYING.”
And he says…yep, you guessed it….”okay”.
I am actually kind of on Huhwahn’s side on this one.
And that’s saying something because he makes my skin crawl.
Although I do agree with Andi when she says that “You don’t have to be an a%#hole to be honest.”
Do we agree thought that our friend Andi seemed a bit dramatic about the whole thing?
And that she kept going on and on and on.
I agree that Andi was wronged, but the main reasons she doesn’t like Huhwahn Pablo should have made her realize that THOSE EXACT REASONS are why he reacted like he did.
I was betting her to just say her peace and MOVE ON.
Here’s what she should have said:
Huhwahn. You suck.
You suck for so many reasons, so let me break it down for you:
you talk about yourself all the time
you never ask me about myself
you moan strangely
you touch my face way too much
you say “okay” all the time
And for all those reasons, and many more, I don’t like you.
I don’t expect you to understand, nor do I care if you understand, but I just wanted you to know that I think you suck. Good luck with the other girls.
Catch you later.
Wouldn’t that have been so much more effective?
Anyway, Andi left on her own accord.
GOOD FOR HER.
She has got to be seriously proud of herself after watching the rest of the season.
High five to you Andi!!!! 🙂
It’s like the ones that I featured from Nordstrom around Christmas.
I ended up not getting one for Christmas, and now I can’t get them out of my head again! They are mainly carried online, but if you are in the
area,they are exclusive to the the Northpark store.
sorts of exclusive. 😉
I like both the script and the
block version (I think what the initials are will
depend on what version is
better for you).
My favorite colors are the antique gold, blonde tortoise,
tiger’s eye, and hot pink.
I LOVE the necklaces and the bracelets (but
I’m not really a fan of the earrings).
Click HERE for the entire Moon and Lola collection.
You can also click HERE for silver and gold options from BaubleBar.
That’s it for The Fantasy Suite dates! WooHoo!!!!!!!!!