However, I would like to say a big ol’ BOOOOOOOOOO! for the fact that she didn’t get any air time (at least on Monday night…not sure about Tuesday night yet).
BOOOOOO!
I’m not sure when Shay’s recap is going to be up, but keep checking her blog HERE to see her behind the scenes look! Also, if you are into make-up, you need to look at her favorite make-up finds HERE.
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Okay. Movin’ on….
I’m not sure if it’s Beevis or Butthead…but it’s one of them.
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Seeing his legs and arms flail about made me happy.
Well, you should be.
I am betting she could do some serious damage with her night stick.
Oh…I almost forgot my favorite line of the night.
Wynona told Tony her goal for the week was to not pee her pants.
Did you get that?Andy and Sharna
I mean, look at those pictures below. How could you not be rooting for him?
And did you see how happy Sherri Shepherd was in the audience? So sweet.
I couldn’t agree more.
Alli and Mark: Quickstep
They did a great job. The dance was great.
But for some reason I didn’t love it.
She hasn’t drawn me in yet.
Score = 24
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Lisa and Gleb: Jive
Let’s just all take a minute and talk about the FINEST pilot I have ever seen.
I dare you to find me a finer pilot.
Good luck with that.
Score = 18
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D.L. and Cheryl:
In the practice piece, D.L. said it ” went from a fun game to Hunger Games in tights”.
Before they got there scores, he compared their fights to “Whitney and Bobby.”
Is it too soon to make a Whitney joke? I don’t know, but I thought it was funny.
Score = 16
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Kellie and Derek: Jazz
O.K.
I kinda wanna take my WOW back from Zendaya earlier.
Because this?
WOW.
When they were walking over to get their scores, Tom said “If you’re just tuning in, we’re playing find the body fat.” Hahahahahahaha!
Seriously, I challenge you to find anything but gorgeous muscle on these two.
Score = 26
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(I’m finishing this write up on this Tuesday night at 7:40. Who do I think is going to go?
Either Dorothy or Victor.
We’ll see if I’m right in about an hour!)
In honor of Pinky (what the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills girls call Lisa), I thought I would highlight some beautiful pink things that would be great additions to your closet.
Look at THIS fabulous pink trench coat! Throw this on with pretty much anything and look instantly chic!
I really like the pink accents on THESE Nike running shoes.
There is also THIS pink and aqua pair (choose Digital Pink)! CUTE!
THIS hot pink watch is SO MUCH FUN!
You know I guys am obsessed with GAP’s skimmer jeans, and HERE they are in a perfect pink!
And I REALLY want these pink IKAT TOMS for myself HERE. Yeah. I want these bad.
Or what about THIS cute pink gingham shirt from GAP (only Medium left).
My new J Crew Factory pink blazer is sold out right now,
but I found this great option HERE and another one HERE.
And now for some more pretty pink things. My favorite in the collage has to be the Hunter pink waterproof flats! Genius!:
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Cheryl says
Love your recap…you just have a funny outlook…ha, ha…..I did see Shay, Andrew, her mom and dad on Monday night in the crowd….the cameras weren't focused on them but it appeared Shay and Andrew were on the second row…..Mom and Dad were maybe one row back and to the side of them….?????…..I was disappointed also……when Sean danced, they turned the camera on Catherine………
Alison @ Get Your Pretty On says
Your pink picks are fabulous! And yes, Wynona scared me too. Yikes!
aprilparrish says
I so enjoy your recap!!! It totally makes me SMILE!!! Have a blessed day!!!
Darcy says
I haven't watched DWTS is years but this recap is making me want to tune in!! 😉
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Dinah Cicenas says
Hilarious post! I agree w/ your comment about Tony – he gets all the middle aged women who lack rhythm. However, didn't he and Melissa Rycroft win last season?
Aubs says
okay…i'm so with you on Ally…i was sure i was going to love her but i just haven't been feelin' it! And i really like Mark too! hopefully Ally will let loose soon!! And yes…WOW WOW WOW on Kellie & Derek's routine!! Crazy good!! Annddd….the screenshot you used of Sean & Peta looks like a real life barbie & ken! ha!! Loving this DWTS season!!
ps…i'm with you…BOOOO to Shay not getting any screen time. not okay abc! 😉
Tiffany says
Your recaps are hilarious! Yes, Andy has won me over. I didn't think he would, but he totally did!
Anonymous says
Based on your advice, I'm going to the bank to pick up a couple of rolls of pennies!
Sue says
Sheaffer I know this has noting to do with dancing with the stars, but I wanted to ask you a question.
I told you the other day that I have lost 73 pounds (still have about 40 pounds to lose). I have bought nothing but "stretchy pants" and "boxy tops" for over 15 years. I feel like I have no idea how to dress, not to mention it is expensive building a brand new wardrobe. I am 46 years old so I don't want to look too young, but I am young at heart and trendy at heart. I want to look classic with a twist of trend. What are the basic must have pieces for my closet that I can start off with. I love reading your blog and getting ideas. Thanks for your input!
{Hi Sugarplum!} says
Greatness!! And tom totally cracks me up…he's the best host. What's up with Peta's 'bangs'…and do my eyes deceive me, or is there a nip slip in your screen grab!!?? #staringatherboobsobviously. And I may have rewound Glib/Gleb/Whatever's dance to see him in the beginning with the aviators.
Funny in My Mind says
My neon pink cardi and neon pink flats from the Gap make me sooo happy!
I am glad I found your hilarious blog, girlie!
Mix and Match Mama says
When you commented on Tony motor boating Wynnona, I about lost it! So funny! And I love the pink!!! Yay! You should be so jealous of me…not only did I have front row seats for this episode but I actually hugged Lisa Vanderpump. She is even more wonderful in person (hard to believe but she is!). Loved this recap girlfriend!
Anonymous says
Thank you for doing this recap….My favorite show is DWTS and then the bachelor..I found your blog when looking for a recap of the bachelor Sean. Sheaffer, Please don't stop your recaps your a genious!! You made my life sweeter…all I love in one place: DWTS – The bachelor/bachelorette – clothes – your supper funny recaps. Your blog is my guilty pleasure after a long day at work. Thank you!! Thank you ! Thank you!!!Blessings.