WHERE THE HECK IS THE BLACK BOX?
Doesn’t everybody know that the hiney needs proper coverage when
performing this move? It’s gotta be in the handbook. or something.
But I’ve gotta say, I’m really enjoying the coral, black and turquoise combo.
Enough of the monkey business.
They head to dinner, Kaitlyn kind of confesses she’s falling in love with him, but their dinner is just kind of eh.
If you’re a regular PTMT reader, shrug and tilt.
They head to the fantasy suite.
It’s here that she really confesses that she’s falling in love with him.
And he responds “You know, I’m falling in love with you as well.”
SINCE WHEN CAN THE BACHELOR RESPOND TO THIS?
SINCE WHEN CAN HE SAY THE WORD LOVE TO A GIRL?
I mean, I know this is the “season of no rules”, but come on!
IT’S BABY MAKIN’ TIME. AKA WHITNEY’S DATE.
And right out of the gate, I’m going to score her a 9.6 on the whole run and jump maneuver.
Sister has some serious ups.
Look at the air her legs are catching!
They climb on a boat for wine and a picnic.
And the Bali air is not doing Whitney’s hair any favors.
They make out on the boat. A lot.
I’m not a fan at all of her frosty pink lipstick, but I do think these two belong together.
And don’t look now, but Whitney needs a black box too!
WHITNEY! I NEVER WOULD HAVE IMAGINED THAT YOU WOULD REQUIRE A BLACK BOX.
I’m not mad at you Whitney. I’m just disappointed.
They head to dinner and Whitney is wearing a highlighter yellow maxi dress.
And she’s somehow pulling it off.
Chris immediately jumps in and tackles the elephant in the room: the fact that Whitney has a real live job that she happens to love.
He goes on to say “There’s NOTHING to do in Arlington”, and for a moment, it looks like Whitney might throw up.
But she rallies and said that even though she loves her career, she’s not fully happy with just the career. She says if she moves to Arlington, she would leave her career and that having babies and being a mom would be her job.
STOP EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW AND GIVE NEIL LANE A CALL.
LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
Time for Becca’s date!
We’re 2 seconds into it, and I have to give the Whitney side-eye to Becca’s outfit.
Are those plastic shorts?
If they are, then she clearly needs to turn the waistband over once. Because DUH.
(Please tell me the girls out there my age did this when donning their plastic shorts at NCAA cheerleader camp? Anyone? Anyone?)
If they’re not plastic, are they leather?
Neither option is good.
They sit down in front of a couple of wise men from the community.
One guy is apparently the village psychic.
The advice they give to Chris and Becca?
“Do the big wiggle.”
Okay, so maybe that’s not a direct quote, but it’s definitely the gist.
Becca’s like Allllllllllllllrighty Then and kind of wants to just die right there on the spot.
They hop in a stream, and make out.
And I start getting nervous about the maybe leather shorts.
Because if they are in fact leather, we might have a Ross incident on our hands.
A good Friend’s reference never gets old. Am I right?
THE LOTION AND THE POWDER ARE MAKING A PASTE!
They head to dinner, and I am IN LOVE with Becca’s outfit.
A pleated short maxi, simple gold disc necklace, cognac wedges, and beachy hair? YES, PLEASE!
The girl is looking GORG.
She is sunkissed and Beautiful.
And they both basically admit that they love each other.
Because he’s also told the same thing to Kaitlyn and Whitney.
CHRIS. PICK A GIRL. ANY GIRL.
Becca then reiterates to the camera how she’s choosing to wait until marriage.
BUT THEN she says something about temptation, and ” who knows what will happen” in the fantasy suite.
BECCA. LISTEN TO ME.
Do NOT even think about doing the Big Wiggle with this guy when he still has 2 other girlfriends!
NO. WIGGLING. ALLOWED.
They head to the fantasy suite, and she finally admits to Chris that she is a virgin.
Don’t be ashamed Becca!
BE LOUD AND PROUD!
Chris’s initial reaction can best be described as stunned silence.
But he pulls it together and says he admires that.
Virgin’s everywhere breathe a sigh of relief.
All the dates are done, and our Prince is SERIOUSLY confused.
Kaitlyn and Whitney have shared the fact that they are falling in love with him AND that they are willing to move to Arlington.
Becca hasn’t committed to Arlington yet, and that leaves Chris wondering.
It’s pretty obvious that he has some real feelings for all 3 girls, and it’s actually
pretty dang sweet.
Prince Farming talks to his wise advisor, Harrison.
Harrison basically just agrees that our young Prince is in a quandary.
Well played Bachelor interns, WELL PLAYED.
I would like to point out Whitney’s beautiful bone structure, her perfect top knot, and the colorful studs.
GIRLS! Don’t they look awfully similar to our favorite $8 earrings?
(More on the earrings again in a minute…..)
Chris stands in front of the girls, stumbles over lots of words, and has lots of awkward pauses.
He then asks Becca if he can see her for a moment.
Kaitlyn basically starts doing a happy dance and the girls try to not high 5 each other and scream “LOSER!” at Becca on her way out.
But in a twist, Chris walks back WITH BECCA.
And Kaitlyn is all “Ohhhhhhh Shoooooooot.”
He finally loads her up in the rejection minivan, and she is heartbroken. I feel just awful for her. You can tell that Chris does too.
While driving in the mini, she says she’s humiliated and confused, and that it really blows her mind.
She feels betrayed, and who can blame her.
That’s all right Kaitlyn, you’re the real winner here, because you aren’t going to be living in Arlington.
In times such as this, it’s best to remember what Garth says.
Some of God’s Greatest Gifts, are Unanswered Prayers.
You just weren’t built for farm life Kaitlyn.
AND THEN…..I REALIZE THAT NEXT WEEK IS THE WOMEN TELL ALL!!!!!!
And I cannot even imagine what’s going to take place between these girls….but I know this…
Harrison will handle it all like the professional he is.
If you need to catch up on previous weeks recaps, please do so by click HERE!
Now….a little bit of fashion and a GIVEAWAY reminder before you leave today….
They are UGGs (so they are totally comfortable), and I love the fun leopard pattern!
They have a good heel height (high, but not so high I that I might roll an ankle….I really do feel that way with some shoes) and true to size, kind of.
I’m normally a 6 or a 6 1/2, and the 6s were perfect in these.
Click HERE for the leopard wedges.
And yes….I was wearing my camo pants….again.
And they are ON SALE again…this time for $32.99.
Yep…..they’re fab. A super fun and sassy neutral!
HOW FLIPPING CUTE WOULD THEY BE WITH MY RED PANTS from Monday’s post?
I mean seriously. Sub in the wedges, keep everything else, and WOWZA.
utility blouse options HERE / pants HERE / bracelet HERE/ earrings HERE / necklace HERE
A little more chic and dressy than the above more casual option from UGG.
Love the wooden heel and the wide leopard straps.
Well, they were on Good Morning America on Tuesday morning!
OUR EARRINGS ARE FAMOUS!
They were re-making Oscar outfits with pieces from Nordstrom, and the guy was all “These earrings are only $8!” Please. Like we didn’t already know about these earrings.
And if you follow me on facebook, you saw the great news yesterday!
The earrings now come in CORAL! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!
(They are now back ordered…but only for like a week…so who cares! Not me!)
Best $8 you’ll ever spend.
Like I said on facebook yesterday, I actually like them more than my solid Kate Spade studs.
Click HERE for the earrings.
(Also, a couple of you asked about my necklace yesterday on facebook. It’s not just a name necklace, it’s my actual signature! You can find it HERE. Mine is the 16″ chain with an acrylic color of “antique gold”.)
Also, THIS pretty aqua Zella Deja jacket (love my Deja jacket) is 40% OFF and fully stocked!
And finally, before you go, please don’t forget to enter yourself or a friend in the Special Mama contest! The only requirement is that all entered must be the mom of a child with special needs.
Click HERE to enter.
One special mama is going to get spoiled with a $1,000 gift card to LOFT!
See you ladies back here on Friday where I’ll announce the winner to the contest AND surprise her with some more fun items! (Yes….more items…in addition to the $1,000 to LOFT.)
It’s gonna be fun!