Sean and Catherine go on their 1:1 date.
They play in the snow, he takes her out in a little surry with the fringe on the top, and they hang out in a little hut made of ice.
The date was cute enough…and they seem to really be digging each other.
Pay attention to the picture on the left. Yep…they’re digging each other for sure.
My biggest advice to Catherine:
NEVER say again that you’re a vegetarian who likes beef.
America will surely turn on you if you say it again.
Oh wait, before we leave this date.
If you have any question how cold it was, just take a look at Sean’s face.
Yeah, it was cold.
“I like women that like to have fun and enjoy life.”
Really buddy? I like to feel my extremities and not fall victim to frost bite, but nobody asked me.
Just so you know, if I had been in this group of ladies, the picture below would have
looked a little different.
I would have been quietly backing up, and you might have heard me whisper “Peace out Homeys.”
And I’m pretty sure my face would have looked just like Selma’s.
She was able to convey just the right amount of confusion and horror at the idea.
I heart Selma.
She makes me laugh.
And I want her boobs.
While jogging in place, Lesley says
I like her optimism.
That’s when Tierra turns blue, gets a mad case of the shakes, and has trouble breathing.
Ya’ll, I agree that Tierra has a case of boy who cried wolf, but this really did look serious to me.
And was it me, or was ABC a bit unprepared?
I mean, THANK HEAVENS the medics were there to wrap her in tin foil, yell for her shoes, carry her haphazardly to a car that was really really really far away, and then very methodically pat her.
It’s a good think she didn’t need serious medical attention or she would have been toast.
My hope is that the ABC execs were pooping their pants when Tierra was clinging to life and they were having to walk her down this freakishly long path.
Listen, I understand that it isn’t any fun for us to watch if the Bachelor takes a date to a movie and to The Olive Garden, but there’s got to be a happy medium somewhere?!?
All the girls look surprised that Tierra made it to the party.
Don’t they know that you can’t keep crazy down?
Sean lets Sarah go, and I’m really sad for both of them.
It’s time for Dez’s 1:1 date.
I like her a lot, but I wasn’t a huge fan of the date.
They repel down a mountain, and they both spout metaphors about how it’s like a relationship.
Dez talks about her childhood.
I look at Sean’s sweater and think, “Pinterest did NOT tell him to do that.”
Dez says “I opened up about spending some of my life living in a tent and here I am,
falling in love in a teepee.”
Yes, she really said that.
OR one of the producers said it and then told her to say it.
Now we’re at the cocktail party.
Nothing new tonight.
Sean thinks his wife might be in that room,Tierra is acting like a 2 year old,
and Selma still has the most awesome boobs ever.
I mean, take a minute to just look at them.
Jeni, you are so right. They are spectacular.
With her awesome boobs on display, she asks her mama to forgive her but talks about how she needs to bring the big guns and give Sean a kiss.
Selma, you already brought in the big guns.
You are packing some serious heat in what I’m betting is a 32DD.
Lindsay and Sean giggle and talk about how they aren’t going to make out.
Ashlee gives us a big speech about relinquishing control and decides the best way to show Sean that she is willing to do that is to participate in bondage.
Tierra, what the wha are you wering?
Daniella, Selma, and both of Selma’s boobs.
I’m really sad to see 3 out of 4 of them go.
I’m not doing an outfit recreation because frankly, I just don’t have the energy.
I considered wrapping myself in tin foil, but that was going to require me going to the grocery store because we’re out of foil.
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